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2005-11-23, 11:10 AM
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Life is good
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Ottawa, Canada
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Joke Time (Ladies will like this)
A lady tells this story:
I was out walking with my 4 year old son. He picked up something off the ground and started to put it in his mouth. I took the item away from him and I asked him not to do that. "Why?" my son asked. "Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been; it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied. At this point, my son looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?" "Uh," ...I was thinking quickly,"All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but he was evidently pondering this new information. "OH...I get it!" he beamed, "So if you don't pass the test, you have to be the daddy." "Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy in my heart.  |
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2005-11-23, 11:22 AM
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I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Montreal
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I don't really get it, but I guess that's why I'm going to be the daddy!
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2005-11-23, 11:52 AM
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Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs!
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Sunny Florida!
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As a man, I must say...BOOO!
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2005-11-23, 12:09 PM
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on vacation
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 2,095
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as a woman, I must say...that's a joke?? heheh
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2005-11-23, 12:40 PM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Florida
Posts: 2,837
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Great joke(truth) I've heard in a while
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2005-11-23, 12:50 PM
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Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer.
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Washington, DC
Posts: 2,706
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If my wife reads this I'll never hear the end of it.
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2005-11-23, 05:41 PM
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What can I do - I was born this way LOL
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: ohio
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I didnt get it |confused|
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2005-11-23, 11:00 PM
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Certified Nice Person
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Dirty Undies, NY
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That's ridiculous. Women put dirty things in their mouths all the time. If they don't, they can get the hell out the car and hitch a ride from someone else.
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2005-11-23, 11:01 PM
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Whoo! 9/10 the way to buddy plays in "The Christ from Oz"!
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Australia
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 I love it! I think we could do with some more jokes around here.. all I see are shit fights everytime I come for a read. It must be the time of year. I have two sets of friends seperated in the last couple of months and the rest of the couples (incl. us) I know seem to be fighting more than usual. I think November and December should be removed from the year lol. |
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2005-11-24, 05:14 AM
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Are you sure this is the Sci-Fi Convention? It's full of nerds!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: The U.S.A
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That's some funny stuff! I am going to let my hubby read this. Funniest thing I've read in a while
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2005-11-25, 03:10 AM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
Join Date: May 2004
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I read it as daddy failed the dirty test because he's with mommy. Is that the joke or am I just being an asshole? I approached it with a dirty mind. And I've had a few drinks tonight.
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