Filthy Earl's Filthy Fucking Rejections Thread

Useless · 2005-09-03, 01:08 PM

Assuming I don't fuck up my script doing this, Earl will be sending out rejection notices. If you receive a rejection email or are wondering why asshole Earl isn't listing you, this is the place to bitch about it.

Don't fucking email me!

Torn Rose · 2005-09-03, 01:27 PM

Surfn · 2005-09-03, 02:11 PM

I heard he sold his list

Useless · 2005-09-03, 03:03 PM

Earl is definately a sell-out, but he didn't sell anything (other than sperm, some plasma, and his soul).

MorganGrayson · 2005-09-03, 08:18 PM

Pre-rejection question: will yours personally - and a general opinion on the majority, if you have one - list a "TGP" that pulls it's thumbs from Remote Thumbs?

Useless · 2005-09-03, 08:37 PM

Earl doesn't have an "Other Lists" category. If he did, I don't think he'd really care. I've used Remote Thumbs myself in the past, so I have no reservations about them.

MorganGrayson · 2005-09-03, 08:54 PM

Thanks, UW.

I'm conducting an experiment.

It's called "How Much Can I Learn About Scripts Before My Head Explodes?"

It was touch-and-go yesterday, but the programmer helping me and I both made it out with most of our brain cells intact.

Beata · 2005-09-21, 06:34 PM

Hi!
Today I have received a decline from the Filthy Earls for site http://www.insiderlinks.com/ll/annem...ing/index.html with comments: Blind links. I think problem in the main.html - there are "Main Site" link which lead to the sponsor. If ratiocinate, "Main Site" link located on the the main.html page can lead to the main.html or to the sponsor main page, because on a "legend" for user, free site is a free preview for the sponsor main page. If on the gallery pages "Main Site" or "main Page" link will lead to the sponsor - this is a blind link because the main page for galleries is main.html. I think so.
Or I am not right?

Halfdeck · 2005-09-21, 06:40 PM

"Main Site" link on your main.html is blind.

Useless · 2005-09-21, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beata

... because on a "legend" for user, free site is a free preview for the sponsor main page. If on the gallery pages "Main Site" or "main Page" link will lead to the sponsor - this is a blind link because the main page for galleries is main.html. I think so.
Or I am not right?

You are correct in suspecting that that is the link I am referring to as blind. Certain terminology is sacred.

I can't accept the word 'main' used to link to a sponsor anymore than I'd accept a link that said "Click for another gallery" which led to a tour. Don't use Enter, Main, or Next in your sponsor links and you'll be fine.

If you decide to change that link, resubmit it and I'll list the site.

By the way, welcome to Greenguy and Jim. This is a great place to hang with your fellow free site submitters and link list owners.

Beata · 2005-09-21, 07:15 PM

Thanks Useless Warrior! Now all is clear.

PR_Tom · 2005-09-21, 09:17 PM

What if the link said "Click here to Enter my Main sponsors paysite called <Sitename> for your Next ejaculatory adventure" ?

MrYum · 2005-09-21, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom

What if the link said "Click here to Enter my Main sponsors paysite called <Sitename> for your Next ejaculatory adventure" ?

Somebody thwack him up aside the cranium

PR_Tom · 2005-09-21, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrYum

Somebody thwack him up aside the cranium

Useless · 2005-09-21, 10:17 PM

It would be my pleasure

|slice
Oops! Wrong thwacker.

MrYum · 2005-09-21, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

It would be my pleasure

|slice
Oops! Wrong thwacker.

Eh...he had it coming

stfuvt · 2005-12-26, 12:43 PM

hi there,
what about this site who was rejected
http://jakeslinks.com/teenslut10/
thanks for your time

RawAlex · 2005-12-26, 01:01 PM

"start downloading" Blinder than Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles together.

Alex

Useless · 2005-12-26, 01:54 PM

Yup, it's a combination of blind links and "This sweet young teen". I don't like to see the word 'young' on a teen site. You may resubmit it if you make some changes.

Useless · 2005-12-27, 08:14 PM

You know, with the amount of sites that I've been declining in the last two days while attempting to regain control over my backed-up queue, I'm sort of hurt/surprised that only one person has bothered to ask why their site was rejected.

MadMax · 2005-12-27, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

You know, with the amount of sites that I've been declining in the last two days while attempting to regain control over my backed-up queue, I'm sort of hurt/surprised that only one person has bothered to ask why their site was rejected.

Don't bother being surprised. I decline around 30 or 40 sites a day, and get maybe 3 questions a week in my review thread. And busting through a big que certainly has a tendency to make the shit stick out like a sore thumb

MrYum · 2005-12-27, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadMax

Don't bother being surprised. I decline around 30 or 40 sites a day, and get maybe 3 questions a week in my review thread. And busting through a big que certainly has a tendency to make the shit stick out like a sore thumb

Yep, I used to be surprised by the lack of response...not anymore though. Fact is a lot of em probably don't speak good enough english to understand the rejection email anyway

I do usually hear from my regular submitters when they make a whoops and I have to decline their site...regular submitters rock

Surfn · 2005-12-28, 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrYum

...regular submitters rock

I most heartily agree

RawAlex · 2005-12-28, 10:23 AM

UW, I would suspect that if you did a geo-block on your submit page, that the number of rejections would drop to almost nil. It is one of the reasons I went to partner accounts. I stopped wanting to deal with whatever comes in the door. I would rather decide who gets the use the door and leave it at that.

Alex

Useless · 2005-12-28, 10:59 AM

I definately think it's time to put up an application page for partners for my two lists, but I'm not ready to close open submissions quite yet on either site, but I am doing a lot of banning lately, mostly at Earl's. Earl doesn't have any partner submitters yet because I haven't updated the script for it's facilitation. Wives has partners and they make up the bulk of the submissions there. (Very few submittors seem to realize that Wives now prefers free sites over galleries. That happens, I suppose, when you take a TGP and decide one day to call it a link list.

)

My plan is to share a partner database between the two lists so that if someone is a partner at Wives, they'll automatically have partner status as Earl's. Should be a good deal for the submitters. Now, I just have to motivate myself to make the changes. Admittedly, the changes would have to be easier than continuously muddling my way through a big backlog of shit.

2005-09-03, 01:08 PM	#1
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Filthy Earl's Filthy Fucking Rejections Thread Assuming I don't fuck up my script doing this, Earl will be sending out rejection notices. If you receive a rejection email or are wondering why asshole Earl isn't listing you, this is the place to bitch about it. Don't fucking email me! __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-09-03, 01:27 PM	#2
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	Who?

2005-09-03, 02:11 PM	#3
Surfn If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Earth on occasion Posts: 8,812	I heard he sold his list __________________ Surfn's Links Are you a partner?

2005-09-03, 03:03 PM	#4
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Earl is definately a sell-out, but he didn't sell anything (other than sperm, some plasma, and his soul). __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-09-03, 08:18 PM	#5
MorganGrayson The only guys who wear Hawaiian shirts are gay guys and big fat party animals Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 171	Pre-rejection question: will yours personally - and a general opinion on the majority, if you have one - list a "TGP" that pulls it's thumbs from Remote Thumbs? __________________ <a href="http://www.writtentemptations.com/"><img src="http://www.morgangrayson.com/ggwt.jpg" border=0><br>Written Temptations<br>Erotic Stories</a>

2005-09-03, 08:37 PM	#6
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Earl doesn't have an "Other Lists" category. If he did, I don't think he'd really care. I've used Remote Thumbs myself in the past, so I have no reservations about them. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-09-03, 08:54 PM	#7
MorganGrayson The only guys who wear Hawaiian shirts are gay guys and big fat party animals Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 171	Thanks, UW. I'm conducting an experiment. It's called "How Much Can I Learn About Scripts Before My Head Explodes?" It was touch-and-go yesterday, but the programmer helping me and I both made it out with most of our brain cells intact. __________________ <a href="http://www.writtentemptations.com/"><img src="http://www.morgangrayson.com/ggwt.jpg" border=0><br>Written Temptations<br>Erotic Stories</a>

2005-09-21, 06:34 PM	#8
Beata Internet! Is that thing still around? Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 7	Hi! Today I have received a decline from the Filthy Earls for site http://www.insiderlinks.com/ll/annem...ing/index.html with comments: Blind links. I think problem in the main.html - there are "Main Site" link which lead to the sponsor. If ratiocinate, "Main Site" link located on the the main.html page can lead to the main.html or to the sponsor main page, because on a "legend" for user, free site is a free preview for the sponsor main page. If on the gallery pages "Main Site" or "main Page" link will lead to the sponsor - this is a blind link because the main page for galleries is main.html. I think so. Or I am not right?

2005-09-21, 06:40 PM	#9
Halfdeck You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Haven, CT Posts: 985	"Main Site" link on your main.html is blind. __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without a loss of enthusiasm.

2005-09-21, 07:15 PM	#11
Beata Internet! Is that thing still around? Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 7	Thanks Useless Warrior! Now all is clear.

2005-09-21, 09:17 PM	#12
PR_Tom Nobody gets into heaven without a glowstick Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 423	What if the link said "Click here to Enter my Main sponsors paysite called <Sitename> for your Next ejaculatory adventure" ? __________________ PimpRoll

2005-09-21, 10:17 PM	#15
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	It would be my pleasure \|slice Oops! Wrong thwacker. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-12-26, 12:43 PM	#17
stfuvt My wife is not a doobie to be passed around! On our wedding day I promised to bogart her for life! Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 278	hi there, what about this site who was rejected http://jakeslinks.com/teenslut10/ thanks for your time

2005-12-26, 01:01 PM	#18
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	"start downloading" Blinder than Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles together. Alex

2005-12-26, 01:54 PM	#19
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Yup, it's a combination of blind links and "This sweet young teen". I don't like to see the word 'young' on a teen site. You may resubmit it if you make some changes. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-12-27, 08:14 PM	#20
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	You know, with the amount of sites that I've been declining in the last two days while attempting to regain control over my backed-up queue, I'm sort of hurt/surprised that only one person has bothered to ask why their site was rejected. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-12-28, 10:23 AM	#24
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	UW, I would suspect that if you did a geo-block on your submit page, that the number of rejections would drop to almost nil. It is one of the reasons I went to partner accounts. I stopped wanting to deal with whatever comes in the door. I would rather decide who gets the use the door and leave it at that. Alex

2005-12-28, 10:59 AM	#25
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	I definately think it's time to put up an application page for partners for my two lists, but I'm not ready to close open submissions quite yet on either site, but I am doing a lot of banning lately, mostly at Earl's. Earl doesn't have any partner submitters yet because I haven't updated the script for it's facilitation. Wives has partners and they make up the bulk of the submissions there. (Very few submittors seem to realize that Wives now prefers free sites over galleries. That happens, I suppose, when you take a TGP and decide one day to call it a link list.) My plan is to share a partner database between the two lists so that if someone is a partner at Wives, they'll automatically have partner status as Earl's. Should be a good deal for the submitters. Now, I just have to motivate myself to make the changes. Admittedly, the changes would have to be easier than continuously muddling my way through a big backlog of shit. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.