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The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
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![]() Good Friday Everyone
![]() Construction continues on the addition today - it's all fucked up because we have people coming into town next weekend for the Super Bowl Party, so we told them they could not destroy the existing kitchen until after. But it was so cheap to get some of the stuff rolling in the middle of winter that they are trying to work around the existing kitchen (there's a 12x6 section of the house that sticks out into the area that the new addition is going that will be deleted, so they are almost building around it) I'll get some pics today - been a little slack on that. Other than that, please enjoy Nutsack In A Mouse Trap ![]() |
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feeling a bit better
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Good morning!
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If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance
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Morning everyone. I came down with some type of flu or cold. Some type of viral infection that makes me ache all over water eyes and runny nose. It occasionally subsides for few mins every couple of hours gratefully. I tried to review earlier this am but only had 3 done when I could'nt continue because of stomach cramps...
I wish everyone a safe and happy weekend. Last edited by Surfn; 2006-01-27 at 08:39 AM.. |
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Life is good
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Good Morning. Here's a Friday morning funny.
Enjoy ![]() A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me condom. I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think I may be in with chance!" The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out; he returns and says, "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there too." The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says, "Go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move! During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying, "Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you give us." A minute later the boy is still praying; " Thank you Lord for your kindness." Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others. She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, "I didn't know you were so religious." The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!" |
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Kodak Ghosts Run Amok
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hobbs End
Posts: 1,718
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Happy Friday!!
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Wheither you think you can or you think you can't, Your right.
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Happy Friday!
Suppose to be 60 today, warm for this time of year here. Maybe need to get away from this pc and get out side.. ![]() ronnie |
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Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Southeast Florida
Posts: 27,936
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Happy Saturn reaches opposition today day.
![]() An old friend came over yesterday and we watched last Friday's Battlestar Galactica and then watched all four hours of the original mini movie that stated the new series. Nothing like five hours of SciFi and munchies for a relaxing afternoon. ![]() Going to return to the gym today once I'm awake and then will probably go clubbing tonight either with my neighbor and hookers or up the street with the carpet munchers. Espresso is up |
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Banned
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Mohawk, New York
Posts: 19,477
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Morning
![]() I worked a deal for my wife's car yesterday. It seems like the kid needed cash so bad, that he dropped his drawers, bent over and I whipped out my dick ![]() Like I said, just part of the joy of living in redneck country ![]() ![]() |
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They have the Internet on computers, now?
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Happy Friday !!
Have a good one or two or three ![]()
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Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus
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MORNING.. woot.. no shows until Monday when we have a week of furniture shows.. maybe i can buy some cheap show stuff at the end to furnish my sparce family room..
![]() I'll be porn ho'ing later today.. Ram: That was pretty funny.. ![]() ![]() Cleo: Great pics on the blog from the kat/torn visit!! |
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i fucking told i type to fucking fast wtf
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Good Morning All
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Certified Nice Person
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It's a frigidity morning here. Brrrr cold. I have a small thingy to do or else MML will start calling me bad names. ![]()
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Shimmering Silver Head Of Wisdom Looking At Me!
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Good morning folks
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Former pr0n slinger.
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Morning all,
Another week went by faster then I could say "Another week went by". Good one Ramster ![]() Getting ready to close up here, head home and start my "well-deserved" weekend. Have a good one all. |
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Oh no, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert
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I woke up in a bad mood, and thus far, I don't see things improving on the mood horizon.
I should probably go out for lunch today or something to get out of the house for awhile. |
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Lonewolf Internet Sales
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Mornin' y'all,
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#17 |
There's Xanax in my thurible!
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Hope you feel better Surfn.
Nice one Ramster. Morning all. ![]() |
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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T.G.I.F. Everyone
![]() AHH nothing like an Ice cold beer |duff| hockey game & ribs from the Dinasour Pit. Off to see the Rochester Amerks play tonight. http://www.amerks.com/ Next Saterday thats what Ramster and i will be doing but then it will be my Sabers vs his Senetors and of course my sabers will win ![]() ![]()
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Look maah I moved out and got my own space:)
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morning all
![]() bring it on Yell! ![]() back to building. |
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Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs!
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Good mornin all
![]() I got nuthin... Oh, except to say...feel better soon Surfn ![]() |
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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Erick thats right you are from senators country as well
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If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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Morning, nothing but porn for me today
![]() Great joke Ramster ![]() Get better soon Surfn! Enjoy your weekend all! |
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Live and learn. And take very careful notes!
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evening all
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rifuckingdiculous
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Geez, I wish I could actually wake up in the morning, but then again in the morning I am still building sites, haha. I have gotta get myself on a better schedule. My wife works a day job and my 2 kids are either at my parents or her parents so I can work without them driving me crazy, hell I am usually up working all night and the day ends up being my sleep time. I guess either way I am still getting the same amount of work in, just not the hours I want. I would like to get up at 8am build all my sites and submit right before the wife and kids get home. But its been ending up I get up just before the wife and kids get home, I then am submitting the sites I made the day before. Then after the kids and wife go to bed between 10-midnight I am up building sites until usually around 5am. Like I said I gotta get on a better schedule.
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