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2006-03-24, 10:29 AM
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That which does not kill us, will try, try again.
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Location: Conch Republic
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This one's for Jim - a message from the dogs
I got this sent to me today...
The 10 Top Peeves Dogs Have About Humans 1.) Passing gas and blaming us... Not funny... Not funny!!! 2.) Yelling at us for barking... We're dogs!!! 3.) Taking us for a walk, then not letting us check stuff out!!! Who's walk is it anyways? 4.) Any trick that involves balancing food on our nose... Stop it!!! 5.) Haircuts that involves bows and ribbons... Now you know why we chew your stuff up!!! 6.) The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.. You fooled a dog! Wooo Hooo!!! Ok, What a proud moment for the top of the food chain!!!! 7.) Taking us to the vet, for "the big snip", then acting surprised when we freak out every time we go back!!! 8.) Getting upset when we sniff the crotches of your guests... Sorry!!, but we haven't mastered the handshake..... 9.) Dog sweaters!!! HELLO!!!!, noticed the FUR??!!! 10.) How you all get disgusted when we lick ourselves.... Look!, we all know the truth, you humans are just jealous!! --
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2006-03-24, 10:38 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Mohawk, New York
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All good except number 9
 2 of our dogs have no fur |
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2006-03-24, 10:49 AM
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Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs!
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Sunny Florida!
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Those are great Simon
 Just gotta make sure my little fuzball don't see em  |
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2006-03-24, 02:03 PM
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Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless
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I like #8
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2006-03-24, 04:14 PM
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That which does not kill us, will try, try again.
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11.) Oh yeah... furless dogs... just perfect for places that get BLIZZARDS!!!!
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2006-03-24, 04:15 PM
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Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer.
Join Date: Aug 2003
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I think dogs have it made. They can walk up and sniff a hot bitch's butt without anyone getting too upset.
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