A funny for friday!

twinkley · 2003-08-29, 12:59 PM

Hi Guys!

Hope everyone has a great long weekend!!!

Here is just a little something funny for friday! Oh, and dont forget about Pillow Talk today!

blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies..... "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Finally, . .. . . a smart blonde joke.

Cleo · 2003-08-29, 02:06 PM

Moved to Chit Chat…

JanTM · 2003-08-29, 07:48 PM

"A smart blonde joke"?
Something is not right in that sentense

Extreme John · 2003-08-29, 11:37 PM

Haha thats good shit for a Friday i dig it

2003-08-29, 12:59 PM	#1
twinkley Rock stars ... is there anything they don't know? Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 10	A funny for friday! Hi Guys! Hope everyone has a great long weekend!!! Here is just a little something funny for friday! Oh, and dont forget about Pillow Talk today! blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replies..... "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" Finally, . .. . . a smart blonde joke. __________________ Join me every Friday for Pillow Talk Radio! 3PM EST / Noon Pacific at http://www.tawradio.com

2003-08-29, 02:06 PM	#2
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2003-08-29, 07:48 PM	#3
JanTM Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some tang it would be you Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 446	"A smart blonde joke"? Something is not right in that sentense __________________ Tittius Maximus - Retired

2003-08-29, 11:37 PM	#4
Extreme John Afro John says: "Touch The Extreme Afro & You'll Be In Extreme Pain!" Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: FL Posts: 1,671	Haha thats good shit for a Friday i dig it __________________ September 6, 2007