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"Young dumb and full of cum"
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My Favorite Joke
Duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks.. How Can I help you?
Duck asks . Do you have any corn? Bartnender says No.. Next day the duck walks in and asks the bartender. Do you have any corn? A little frustrated the bartender says "No and if you come in here again and ask for corn I'll nail you bill to the bar!!! The next day the duck walks into the bar and asks. Do you have any nails? Bartender says "NO" Then the duck replied. Do you have any corn? 
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2008-08-21, 04:48 PM
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A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
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lol
 I've read several jokes similar to this one, even in my own country the story is a bit different but still the same ending 
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2008-08-21, 07:01 PM
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And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest
energy source there is. Except for solar, which is just a pipe dream 
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LOL... good one
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2008-08-22, 12:06 AM
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If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English
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LOL, still good.
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2008-08-22, 04:47 PM
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Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk
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hahaha! smart duck.
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2008-08-22, 08:33 PM
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The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
Join Date: Feb 2003
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2008-08-23, 04:19 AM
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Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!
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thanks for sharing! You made my day great!
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