The Reason I Don't Watch CSI

[Greenguy]

Each commercial, they give you one of these hacky one-liner "jokes" and that alone turned me off to the show, but this just reinforces my feelings:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

And to think some people actually watch this drivel |Jim

[Licker4U]

My wife watches it so I have to leave the room or suffer through it. I HATE the way he cocks his head to the side ALL the time

[Jim]

I don't watch them anymore either but to be fair, he only does the one liners just before the beginning of the show. The rest of the show just goes into commercials. And, I never liked CSI Miami.

[Ramster]

Haha, I hate those too so bad.

Thursday's CSI is a good show to watch.

[Greenguy]

Originally Posted by Jim

I don't watch them anymore either but to be fair, he only does the one liners just before the beginning of the show. The rest of the show just goes into commercials. And, I never liked CSI Miami.

Like a rug, my friend

[Jim]

David Caruso has been a douchbag since he played the whiny bitch cop in the first Rambo. My wife loved him and even she got sick of CSI Miami. I enjoyed CSI and CSI NY until this year. They do look good in HiDef.

[zack2004]

David Caruso graduated from the William Shatner school of over-acting. His fake tough guy act sucks and ruins CSI Miami.
I still watch the other two CSI shows and NCIS.

[spookyx]

I only watch spongebob and Battlestar Galactica

[Toby]

Originally Posted by zack2004

David Caruso graduated from the William Shatner school of over-acting.

I very rarely watch any of the CSI shows any more, but when I do happen to catch a CSI Miami I just ignore Caruso and wait for the next scene with Emily Proctor. What can I say, I like pretty, long-haired blondes.

[SheepGuy]

My wife is addicted to that crap. I just watch hockey, football, Deadwood and the Sopranos. And the Sopranos sucked last night. Season premiere and its all crap from older shows

[Greenguy]

Originally Posted by SheepGuy

...And the Sopranos sucked last night. Season premiere and its all crap from older shows

Please tell me that you're joking.

[Licker4U]

Originally Posted by Toby

I very rarely watch any of the CSI shows any more, but when I do happen to catch a CSI Miami I just ignore Caruso and wait for the next scene with Emily Proctor. What can I say, I like pretty, long-haired blondes.

I was channel surfing the other night and the Peoples Choice Awards was on. Emily Proctor came out of the audience as one of the presenters. She had on a SHORT dress. Damn, she's hot...

She can swab me for evidence any time.

[tickler]

Originally Posted by Licker4U

I was channel surfing the other night and the Peoples Choice Awards was on. Emily Proctor came out of the audience as one of the presenters. She had on a SHORT dress. Damn, she's hot...

I was waiting for her perky little boobies to fall out of that dress.

Also love NCIS(hot goth chic), and starting to like Bones also.

[Greenguy]

Originally Posted by Jim

David Caruso has been a douchbag since he played the whiny bitch cop in the first Rambo. My wife loved him and even she got sick of CSI Miami. I enjoyed CSI and CSI NY until this year. They do look good in HiDef.

What doesn't look good in HD? (aside from porn with ass pimples)

Odd how you were a big fan of CSI until this thread started

[Jim]

Originally Posted by Greenie

What doesn't look good in HD? (aside from porn with ass pimples)

Odd how you were a big fan of CSI until this thread started

Read the thread from last year when I said I was done with them Too many holes to be enjoyable. And for some reason, the CSIs are kind of made for HiDef. They look as good as any live sporting event while most TV shows don't. And, any old movie remastered to HiDef looks like shit. Vickie used to love the way "H" would take his glasses on and off. But even she couldn't take it anymore.

[Greenguy]

Originally Posted by Jim

...And, any old movie remastered to HiDef looks like shit...

I wouldn't say they look like shit, but they look good for movies that were made 30 years before HD was invented

[virgohippy]

Originally Posted by Greenie

I wouldn't say they look like shit, but they look good for movies that were made 30 years before HD was invented

I'm looking forward to telling my future youngins some day, "When I was a kid we always got excited when a new movie came out because they would turn to dust if we didn't watch them fast enough... AND WE LIKED IT!"

I wonder if they'll believe me. |badidea|

[ArtWilliams]

Originally Posted by Greenie

Each commercial, they give you one of these hacky one-liner "jokes" and that alone turned me off to the show, but this just reinforces my feelings:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

And to think some people actually watch this drivel |Jim

I thought you were going to say because Canadians own half the franchise!

[bluemoney]

I agree with Jim's David Caruso=douchbag assessment.

[dareutwo]

I like CSI Miami - gives me a full hour to get some work done on the computer.

[Zio]

Caruso is the reason I can't watch CSI Miami and Mz Proctor is the reason I wanna check it some times (ah that 2nd head of mine...).
Has anyone noticed how Caruso always seems to be acting to the floor instead of whomever he's interacting with in the scene? Clooney used to do that a lot in his early years (check him acting opposite Michelle Pfeiffer and you'll know what I mean) but apparently was smart enough to take some acting lessons and he seems to be doing a lot better lately.
Caruso sucked in NYPD Blue and hasn't changed a bit since then (but according to Hollywood's grapevine the word "huge" and the word "ego" might explain that...).
BTW that youtube clip is truly unbearable!