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Old 2003-09-27, 08:02 AM   #1
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The Weekend is here, party time!

The best part of the weekend so far is that it is no longer yesterday.

Yesterday I get in my car to go to the gym and it doesn't start. Lucky for me I know enough about cars to see that the terminals on the battery need cleaning, fifteen minutes later I'm on my way. After the gym I go to drive home and the car lets me know that I now have a flat. Drive to the tire place and they fix the flat. <-- pic taken with my cell phone, it makes a better cell phone then a camera, lol.

This is all along with the insane office clerk in Aventure that is in north Miami. I'm also a licensed mechanical contractor and as such I pull permits for the company that I am with. Anyway this fucking bitch office clerk doesn't like the way my signature looks on the permits that I have signed off on when it is compared to my driver's license. So I drive all the way down in person to prove who I am and she starts telling me that the woman in the pic looks much younger then me. Well yeah the pic was taken over 10 years ago. Here in Florida they don't take new pics as you renew through the internet and they mail you a new license using your old information. So after showing a bunch of ID she finally decides that I am me, but then on the next permit goes through this whole thing again. She now wants me to get a new drivers license with a up to date pic and sig, WTF! I will be bringing her my passport which has a much newer pic on it next week. Mind you that no other city down here has every given me a problem and this is some very small city that is only a few miles big. I guess this all started because after I got shot in the arm my signature changed from what they had on file from many years ago.

I guess this shouldn't be a surprise seeing as this is the state that can't count votes either.
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Old 2003-09-27, 11:46 AM   #2
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LMAO.. Cleo you crack me up.. i swear.. was she some jealous 20 something wanna be?? or a 50 something "wish i looked that that?".. geeze.. louise..

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guess this all started because after I got shot in the arm my signature changed from what they had on file from many years ago.
uh yeah that could do it.. |rasta| mon!!

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I guess this shouldn't be a surprise seeing as this is the state that can't count votes either
just make sure by nov 2004..that you voting arm is working and your signature matches the signature on the voter's registration.. don't want to give the Bush Brother's another reason to throw out your vote..

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Old 2003-09-27, 12:03 PM   #3
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My arm works just fine these days with just a little scare, but it did change the way my sig looks. Actually most people's signature changes over time anyway. I had this nice and pretty sig when I was young and now I just scribble some illegibly, guess it is just too many years of signing things, lol.

Yeah I'm planning on voting for anyone except the Bush regime. Personally I like seeing tits on statues.

She is a young Asian girl, under 30 I would say, but hard to tell as I suck at judging the age of Asians. I really think she would be much more happy flipping burgers someplace. |raygun|
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