Let me introduce myself

God · 2005-02-03, 08:28 AM

please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for long, long year
Stolen many a man's soul and faith
I was around when Jesus Christ had
His moment of doubt and pain
I made damn sore that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

please to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St.Petersburg
When I saw it was time for a change
I killed the tzar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank, held a general's rank
When the Blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank

I watched with glee while your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades for the Gods they made
I shouted out "who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all it was you and me
So let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I lay traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reach Bombay

just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me, have some courtesy
Have some sympathy and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste

what can I say I'm in a devilish mood today

Useless · 2005-02-03, 08:32 AM

Who would have figured you to be a Stones fan?

kristian · 2005-02-03, 08:41 AM

Tiger, Tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies
Burnt the fire of thine eyes!
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand, dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder, and what art,
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand? what dread feet?

What the hammer? what the chain?
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? what dread grasp
Dare its deadly terrors clasp?

When the stars threw down their spears
And water'd heaven with their tears:
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the Lamb make thee?

Tiger, Tiger, burning bright,
In the forests of the night:
What immortal hand or eye,
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?

One scary dude imo

Cleo · 2005-02-03, 08:43 AM

So God mind sharing next week's winning lottery numbers?

Greenguy · 2005-02-03, 08:53 AM

It seems to me that God would know this thread belongs in the Chit Chat forum.

Of course, we all know there is really only one true God

Bill Gates · 2005-02-03, 08:58 AM

I bought heaven in 2002. Shut your punk ass up, bitch! There is only one god -- and his name is Bill.

You will all teach your children to pray every night -- to Bill.

Our Bill, who art in Microsoft,
Hallowed be thy Name.
Thy x box come.
Thy wont use playstation,
On earth as it is in Microsoft.
Give us this day our daily virus.
And forgive us our spamming,
As we forgive those who spam against us.
And lead us not into porn,
But deliver us from greenguyandjim.
For thine is the kingdom,
and the power,
and the glory,
for ever and ever.
Amen.

I thank you.

Cleo · 2005-02-03, 08:58 AM

So Jehovah, you don't mind me calling you by your first name do you, what is up with priests lusting for young boys?

Bill Gates · 2005-02-03, 08:59 AM

Now move this fucking thead to Chit Chat, you worthless whores of babylon!

Bill Gates · 2005-02-03, 08:59 AM

And so it is done.

Cleo · 2005-02-03, 09:07 AM

Where is Steve Jobs when you need him?

Bill Gates · 2005-02-03, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

Where is Steve Jobs when you need him?

Cleaning my toilets at present.

MrMaryLou · 2005-02-03, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

Where is Steve Jobs when you need him?

I am sure he will join soon LOL

tiny · 2005-02-03, 12:40 PM

I have the feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.Bill quit hatin haha

Linkster · 2005-02-03, 01:10 PM

I never thought Id see the day when Mick Jagger and William Blake get quoted in the same thread - I know this world is about to end now

http://www.toppun.com/index.asp?Page...OD&ProdID=3231

security_man · 2005-02-04, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linkster

I never thought Id see the day when Mick Jagger and William Blake get quoted in the same thread - I know this world is about to end now

http://www.toppun.com/index.asp?Page...OD&ProdID=3231

ROFLMAO!

nice one linkster

MadMax · 2005-02-03, 08:12 PM

Woe to you of Earth and Sea
For the Devil sends the beast with wrath
Because he knows the time is short.

Let him who hath understanding
Reckon the number of the beast
For it is a human number....
It's number is Six Hundred and Sixty Six

amber438 · 2005-02-04, 09:35 AM

Oh GOD, Oh GOD, Oh GOD..
oops.
sorry..

digifan · 2005-02-04, 09:54 AM

Nice avatar Amber

Hey God I am an ateist... just so you know.

2005-02-03, 08:28 AM	#1
God Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 7	Let me introduce myself please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for long, long year Stolen many a man's soul and faith I was around when Jesus Christ had His moment of doubt and pain I made damn sore that Pilate Washed his hands and sealed his fate please to meet you Hope you guess my name But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game I stuck around St.Petersburg When I saw it was time for a change I killed the tzar and his ministers Anastasia screamed in vain I rode a tank, held a general's rank When the Blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank I watched with glee while your kings and queens Fought for ten decades for the Gods they made I shouted out "who killed the Kennedys?" When after all it was you and me So let me please introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste And I lay traps for troubadours Who get killed before they reach Bombay just as every cop is a criminal And all the sinners saints As heads is tails just call me Lucifer 'Cause I'm in need of some restraint So if you meet me, have some courtesy Have some sympathy and some taste Use all your well-learned politesse Or I'll lay your soul to waste what can I say I'm in a devilish mood today

2005-02-03, 08:32 AM	#2
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2005-02-03, 08:41 AM	#3
kristian Porn Movie Peddler Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Malta (France In Nov) Posts: 1,631	Tiger, Tiger, burning bright In the forests of the night; What immortal hand or eye, Could frame thy fearful symmetry? In what distant deeps or skies Burnt the fire of thine eyes! On what wings dare he aspire? What the hand, dare seize the fire? And what shoulder, and what art, Could twist the sinews of thy heart? And when thy heart began to beat, What dread hand? what dread feet? What the hammer? what the chain? In what furnace was thy brain? What the anvil? what dread grasp Dare its deadly terrors clasp? When the stars threw down their spears And water'd heaven with their tears: Did he smile his work to see? Did he who made the Lamb make thee? Tiger, Tiger, burning bright, In the forests of the night: What immortal hand or eye, Dare frame thy fearful symmetry? One scary dude imo __________________ Promote Dating \| Popular Post : Get Free Dating Traffic - 5 Tips

2005-02-03, 08:43 AM	#4
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	So God mind sharing next week's winning lottery numbers? __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-02-03, 08:53 AM	#5
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	It seems to me that God would know this thread belongs in the Chit Chat forum. Of course, we all know there is really only one true God __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-02-03, 08:58 AM	#6
Bill Gates Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5	I bought heaven in 2002. Shut your punk ass up, bitch! There is only one god -- and his name is Bill. You will all teach your children to pray every night -- to Bill. Our Bill, who art in Microsoft, Hallowed be thy Name. Thy x box come. Thy wont use playstation, On earth as it is in Microsoft. Give us this day our daily virus. And forgive us our spamming, As we forgive those who spam against us. And lead us not into porn, But deliver us from greenguyandjim. For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever. Amen. I thank you.

2005-02-03, 08:59 AM	#8
Bill Gates Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5	Now move this fucking thead to Chit Chat, you worthless whores of babylon!

2005-02-03, 09:07 AM	#10
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	Where is Steve Jobs when you need him? __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-02-03, 12:40 PM	#13
tiny Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some tang it would be you Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: maine Posts: 447	I have the feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.Bill quit hatin haha

2005-02-03, 01:10 PM	#14
Linkster NO! Im not a female - but being a dragon, I do eat them. Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sex Delta Posts: 5,084	I never thought Id see the day when Mick Jagger and William Blake get quoted in the same thread - I know this world is about to end now http://www.toppun.com/index.asp?Page...OD&ProdID=3231 __________________ Pussy Chompers Porn Links NSCash

2005-02-03, 08:12 PM	#16
MadMax "Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes" ~ Satan Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Motor City, baby, where carjacking was invented! Now GIMME THOSE SHOES! Posts: 2,385	Woe to you of Earth and Sea For the Devil sends the beast with wrath Because he knows the time is short. Let him who hath understanding Reckon the number of the beast For it is a human number.... It's number is Six Hundred and Sixty Six

2005-02-04, 09:35 AM	#17
amber438 Whatever don't kill ya makes ya stronger... Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: New York Posts: 820	Oh GOD, Oh GOD, Oh GOD.. oops. sorry.. __________________ Red Hot Links Red Hot Galleries

2005-02-04, 09:54 AM	#18
digifan ...and since we know an end will come it makes our living so much fun Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: In your dreams, baby Posts: 3,835	Nice avatar Amber Hey God I am an ateist... just so you know. __________________ Webair Rocks