Done with the Waterbed :)

Jim · 2005-03-12, 07:42 AM

Well, yesterday we took deliverly of a brand new, really nice, mattress

The first night of sleep was beautiful. I actually dreamed of floating on clouds all night

I think my sleepless nights are over.

Cleo · 2005-03-12, 07:44 AM

Splish Splash

Fonz · 2005-03-12, 07:44 AM

We have like 3 waterbeds at home, the only room without one is mine, and I'm planning to keep it that way

Enjoy your nights sleeping Jim

Kinky · 2005-03-12, 07:49 AM

waterbeds sound nice but they are the worst thing ever to sleep on

Cleo · 2005-03-12, 07:52 AM

You should take the old water mattress and fill it up with helium, attached a lawn chair to it, and float around New York.

natalie · 2005-03-12, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Cleo

You should take the old water mattress and fill it up with helium, attached a lawn chair to it, and float around New York.

LOL if you an Aussie movie called "Danny Deckchair" in your video store grab it, its a funny feel good movie. He attaches a bunch of helium balloons to his deck chair cos he is sick of his life and floats to a quiet outback town.

Jim · 2005-03-12, 08:01 AM

Waterbeds were nice about 20 years ago

That's when we got rid of our last one. Then we went with an air bed...sucked. Moving in here came with a really nice waterbed so we decided to give it a try. Again, it sucked.

Greenguy · 2005-03-12, 08:08 AM

Welcome to the new millennium

Joe · 2005-03-12, 08:09 AM

I heard that waterbeds are bad for your back-- They just don't offer the support your back needs when laying in a prone position.

I'd recommend getting one of those "smart memory" foam mattresses. I'd rather not pay huge chiropractor fees later on in the future.

MrYum · 2005-03-12, 08:25 AM

Yep...sleep on memory foam here...amazing stuff! Hands down, the most comfortable nights sleep I've ever had

Had a waterbed many years ago...funny thing was...it wasn't too bad...when I was young! lol

When I hit 30...that sucker had to go...very hard on the back

amber438 · 2005-03-12, 09:08 AM

Hey Jim..
Did ya see any of them little sheep floating around the clouds?

Useless · 2005-03-12, 09:44 AM

There was time that waterbeds were sexy to have. I blame Hugh Heffner. When I was 25, I had a king size waterbed in a studio apartment. Between the bed and my infant daughter's crib, there was about 10 square feet of floor space available. It was just me, her, and a very angry iguana living there, so it wasn't a big deal. Anyway, I could never fuck very well on a water mattress. Truth be told, I don't fuck well on anything, but the waterbed makes it that much harder. I just can't get a reliable stance on one of those things.

PR_Tom · 2005-03-12, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I just can't get a reliable stance on one of those things.

"Yeah hi, I'm looking for a mattress that has the best footing.."

Jim · 2005-03-12, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by amber438

Hey Jim..
Did ya see any of them little sheep floating around the clouds?

No Sheep...they only show up when I can't sleep

Torn Rose · 2005-03-12, 10:04 AM

Since you got rid of your waterbed will you be keeping your silk robe, Speedos and gold chain with medallion?

Keep jamming to the 8 tracks!
|Jim =

Greenguy · 2005-03-12, 11:02 AM

Good point Torn! Jim did leave out that the new bed is heart shaped, has a red shag blanket & pink satin sheets.

There's also a wall behind the bed that opens with the touch of a button on a remote that has lotions & dildos & strap-ons & fetish gear.

Next up....disco ball

Torn Rose · 2005-03-12, 02:41 PM

I watched "Boogie Nights" last night and when I read Jims post my first thought was of Jim holding a shotgun screaming "come here puppies!"

dareutwo · 2005-03-12, 08:13 PM

Damn you GG and Torn, my mood ring just turned black!

RawAlex · 2005-03-13, 03:01 AM

Oh Jim, BEEEEEEEEEE-have!

I had waterbeds pretty much from 16 until about 3 years ago. I got rid of them mostly because I didn't want to muck up the carpets in my new house. I didn't really have any problem, either way. I can sleep anywhere, even on a sofa

The counting sheep must be very upset with you now!

Alex

Greenguy · 2005-03-13, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by RawAlex

... I can sleep anywhere, even on a sofa

...

It's not my fault you didn't want to drive to the MaryLou's

RawAlex · 2005-03-13, 11:55 AM

heh-heh... not a negative thing... I could have slept on the bar, but I am sure that Ramster's snoring would have kept me awake!

Alex

2005-03-12, 07:42 AM	#1
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	Done with the Waterbed :) Well, yesterday we took deliverly of a brand new, really nice, mattress The first night of sleep was beautiful. I actually dreamed of floating on clouds all night I think my sleepless nights are over.

2005-03-12, 07:44 AM	#2
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2005-03-12, 07:44 AM	#3
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2005-03-12, 07:49 AM	#4
Kinky HEY NOW! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: in the Matrix Glitching on an Endless Loop. Loop. Loop. Loop. Loo Posts: 1,218	waterbeds sound nice but they are the worst thing ever to sleep on __________________ don't mind me im nothing but nonsense <3

2005-03-12, 07:52 AM	#5
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2005-03-12, 08:01 AM	#7
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	Waterbeds were nice about 20 years ago That's when we got rid of our last one. Then we went with an air bed...sucked. Moving in here came with a really nice waterbed so we decided to give it a try. Again, it sucked.

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MrYum Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Sunny Florida! Posts: 5,108	Yep...sleep on memory foam here...amazing stuff! Hands down, the most comfortable nights sleep I've ever had Had a waterbed many years ago...funny thing was...it wasn't too bad...when I was young! lol When I hit 30...that sucker had to go...very hard on the back

2005-03-12, 09:08 AM	#11
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2005-03-12, 09:44 AM	#12
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	There was time that waterbeds were sexy to have. I blame Hugh Heffner. When I was 25, I had a king size waterbed in a studio apartment. Between the bed and my infant daughter's crib, there was about 10 square feet of floor space available. It was just me, her, and a very angry iguana living there, so it wasn't a big deal. Anyway, I could never fuck very well on a water mattress. Truth be told, I don't fuck well on anything, but the waterbed makes it that much harder. I just can't get a reliable stance on one of those things. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-03-12, 10:04 AM	#15
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	Since you got rid of your waterbed will you be keeping your silk robe, Speedos and gold chain with medallion? Keep jamming to the 8 tracks! \|Jim =

2005-03-12, 11:02 AM	#16
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	Good point Torn! Jim did leave out that the new bed is heart shaped, has a red shag blanket & pink satin sheets. There's also a wall behind the bed that opens with the touch of a button on a remote that has lotions & dildos & strap-ons & fetish gear. Next up....disco ball __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-03-12, 02:41 PM	#17
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	I watched "Boogie Nights" last night and when I read Jims post my first thought was of Jim holding a shotgun screaming "come here puppies!"

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2005-03-13, 03:01 AM	#19
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	Oh Jim, BEEEEEEEEEE-have! I had waterbeds pretty much from 16 until about 3 years ago. I got rid of them mostly because I didn't want to muck up the carpets in my new house. I didn't really have any problem, either way. I can sleep anywhere, even on a sofa The counting sheep must be very upset with you now! Alex

2005-03-13, 11:55 AM	#21
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	heh-heh... not a negative thing... I could have slept on the bar, but I am sure that Ramster's snoring would have kept me awake! Alex