Scientists bring dead dogs back to life

neticule · 2005-06-27, 07:03 PM

Holy shit, just read this, dunno if anyone has seen this yet...

wow. just... wow.
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117...-13762,00.html

mrMagoo · 2005-06-27, 07:55 PM

Holy Cow |noclue|

And now I think I need a drink

Cleo · 2005-06-27, 07:57 PM

I was dead once. Now I'm much better.

Useless · 2005-06-27, 08:18 PM

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Plans to test the technique on humans should be realised within a year

Where do I sign up?

I'd be much more convinced about the safety of the procedure if they would have chosen a photo that didn't make me think of the movie Pet Cemetary.

spookyx · 2005-06-27, 08:30 PM

does Gabbo know about this?

|shocking|

Useless · 2005-06-27, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by spookyx

does Gabbo know about this?

I'm convinced that Gabbo is behind this.

neticule · 2005-06-27, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Where do I sign up?

I'd be much more convinced about the safety of the procedure if they would have chosen a photo that didn't make me think of the movie Pet Cemetary.

I agree 100% UW, but I cant think of any better image they could have used... Anything that strikes fear into the readers is sure to be a good article, right? lol

FTS · 2005-06-27, 10:00 PM

couldnt they bring something cuter back to life? that thing looks nuts

Useless · 2005-06-27, 10:43 PM

Now that I have had time to think about this, it sort pisses me off. (surprise, surprise) Why are they spending time and money on bringing back the dead when the cocksuckers haven't bothered to find a way to make life itself less miserable. How about cancer? Mind taking a crack at that boys? Who here hasn't lost someone they love to cancer? Fuck those bastard dogs. Fuck resurrecting the dead. Save our loved ones from dying you dumb fucks!

MindyBlingBucks · 2005-06-28, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Where do I sign up?

I'd be much more convinced about the safety of the procedure if they would have chosen a photo that didn't make me think of the movie Pet Cemetary.

Hahahaha, my initial thoughts were very similar!!

dareutwo · 2005-06-27, 11:49 PM

I have to disagree with you on this one Wenchy.
I never met either of my grandfathers due to cancer, and 4 other family members so far.
However, IF a cancer CURE was available it would be worth multi-billions of dollars. Way more money than any pharma company could ever hope to earn in a 100 years.
From what I understand what they are working on, the most promising results are coming from sea life.

btw- human babies have this stories' ability too.
Medicine in 20 years will make 2005 look like the stone age.

Rocco · 2005-06-28, 01:58 AM

science is amazing

Xeno · 2005-06-28, 06:28 AM

I just have one thing to say......Anyone seen Steven King's Pet Cemetary ?

Doug E · 2005-06-28, 11:14 AM

now therell be no getting rid of my neighbors poodle

Verbal · 2005-06-28, 11:27 AM

All I have to say is WTF.

MadMax · 2005-06-28, 02:40 PM

Fuck science. Give me a bonfire, some feathers and some peyote and I'll show you "Medicine"

Cleo · 2005-06-28, 02:42 PM

Wake me up when they can go out back and dig up a dead dog and bring it back to life.

Breaker · 2005-06-28, 03:20 PM

Wonder how it would feel to have 7c "blood" in your veins

MeatPounder · 2005-06-28, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Breaker

Wonder how it would feel to have 7c "blood" in your veins

Ask UW!

Trev · 2005-06-28, 06:22 PM

ok people... stop spelling the word correctly! it's pet Sematary... you know.... like some kid wrote it.....

guitar riff · 2005-06-28, 06:45 PM

People if you realize it or not you might have just looked the cure for aids right in the snoot.

Aids is killed at low temperatures the same way. I watched a big documentary on it not to long ago where the only two ways known to kill it was very high heat which destroys alot of tissue and kills all white blood cells so thats useless, but they alos tried to see what happened when they subjected the aids virus to very low tempratures ( temperatures that would kill a human with prolonged exposure) so maybe if they shut someone off for hrs take out his blood replace it with saline solution at the low temperatures stated in the article for few hrs then pump him full of fresh non tainted blood the aids disease should be gone or in a severe state of remission.

nycfreak · 2005-06-28, 09:51 PM

A cure for AIDS would be a great achievement in science. A cure for cancer I hope comes soon as well. I lost some of my favorite relatives to both diseases. This still gives me the creeps though read more about online and in print...

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dareutwo You can't disprove anything with evidence that doesn't exist Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: NW Minnesota - pop 865 +/- 1 Posts: 2,038	I have to disagree with you on this one Wenchy. I never met either of my grandfathers due to cancer, and 4 other family members so far. However, IF a cancer CURE was available it would be worth multi-billions of dollars. Way more money than any pharma company could ever hope to earn in a 100 years. From what I understand what they are working on, the most promising results are coming from sea life. btw- human babies have this stories' ability too. Medicine in 20 years will make 2005 look like the stone age. __________________ This is me Mark's-Links

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