New Element Discovered in the Wake of Katrina and Rita

Toby · 2005-11-23, 10:29 AM

WASHINGTON (AP) - A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical yet known to science. This new element has been tentatively named "Governmentium."

Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

A tiny amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete, when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of four years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypocritical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass."

You will know it when you see it. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element which radiates just as much energy, since it has half as many peons, but twice as many morons.

emmanuelle · 2005-11-23, 10:31 AM

One small step for man....

MrYum · 2005-11-23, 11:53 AM

That's great!

Sad part is...it's TRUE!

spazlabz · 2005-11-23, 12:13 PM

hahaha thats great, i had to read that aloud to the wife, thanks for posting it

Jim

SirMoby · 2005-11-23, 12:53 PM

What's scary is at the center of all this is a man that is allowed to send Americans to thier death so that he and his buds make billions of dollars.

digifan · 2005-11-23, 01:11 PM

That was funny Toby

wildgirl · 2005-11-23, 04:32 PM

that's great

Surfn · 2005-11-23, 04:52 PM

Muwahahaha

GenXer · 2005-11-24, 05:12 AM

I loved that ...at first I was like..hmm what's this new element LOL

2005-11-23, 10:29 AM	#1
Toby Lonewolf Internet Sales Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Houston Posts: 4,826	New Element Discovered in the Wake of Katrina and Rita WASHINGTON (AP) - A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical yet known to science. This new element has been tentatively named "Governmentium." Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. A tiny amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete, when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of four years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypocritical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass." You will know it when you see it. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element which radiates just as much energy, since it has half as many peons, but twice as many morons. __________________ Latex Vixens Babes In Boots Well Heeled Women Dressing For Sex Stocking Vixens

2005-11-23, 11:53 AM	#3
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2005-11-23, 12:13 PM	#4
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2005-11-23, 10:31 AM	#2
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2005-11-23, 12:53 PM	#5
SirMoby Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 2,706	What's scary is at the center of all this is a man that is allowed to send Americans to thier death so that he and his buds make billions of dollars.

2005-11-23, 01:11 PM	#6
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2005-11-24, 05:12 AM	#9
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