Thank God it's Friday

mohairsuit · 2006-01-12, 07:56 PM

Thank the lord for giving us another day

Cleo · 2006-01-12, 07:58 PM

It's Friday?

There is a lord?

Well goddamn that that is some fucking shit!

sue-fl · 2006-01-12, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Cleo

It's Friday?

There is a lord?

Well goddamn that that is some fucking shit!

LMAO!!!!!!!! I slept most of the day, and ate dinner late came on here and saw it's Friday? Thought I was more stressed out, thanks for the laugh Cleo that was a riot

Toby · 2006-01-12, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by mohairsuit

Thank the lord for giving us another day

Now there's somethin' you don't see around here every day.

mohairsuit · 2006-01-12, 08:21 PM

Yeah theres a Lord and if you turn to him and say your sorry he will forgive you. He is a great forgiver.

Cleo · 2006-01-12, 08:42 PM

You fucking got to be kidding…

No lord, no Jesus, no fucking god.

Pope recommended, take two and call Jehovah in the morning,

Toby · 2006-01-12, 08:46 PM

I had a hunch so I went and checked...

...just as I suspected, there's a full moon within the next few days.

Useless · 2006-01-12, 08:50 PM

I wonder if MadMax is editing that petition right now. Get ready to vote yea or ney. As usual, I will be voting "cocksucker".

MadMax · 2006-01-12, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I wonder if MadMax is editing that petition right now. Get ready to vote yea or ney. As usual, I will be voting "cocksucker".

It's still a bit early for that.

a BIT

MrYum · 2006-01-12, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by MadMax

It's still a bit early for that.

a BIT

Only a little bit though

Looks like somebody left the doors unlocked at the laughing academy

Kinky · 2006-01-12, 10:09 PM

this thread is useless without

and a butt plug for the pope

Torn Rose · 2006-01-12, 08:56 PM

BUTTPLUG THE POPE!

Cleo · 2006-01-12, 09:17 PM

The end is near

and there is a butt plug in it.

Yeah there is a full moon. My Pagan friends are all ready talking about dressing up in funny robes and drumming.

FoxyAngel said I can hang her off a cross and have men dressed as priests go up to her and blow her while she is hanging. I'm thinking that maybe I should add some Pagans in robes drummer in the background too if we do it on a full moon… or if we just use a painted background of a full moon which I guess is really the same thing.

Here mohairsuit have some porn to enjoy

MadMax · 2006-01-12, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Cleo

FoxyAngel said I can hang her off a cross and have men dressed as priests go up to her and blow her while she is hanging. I'm thinking that maybe I should add some Pagans in robes drummer in the background too if we do it on a full moon

I'll be damned, and I didn't think I'd ever hear talk of porn I'd pay money to see ever again

Torn Rose · 2006-01-12, 09:33 PM

I waited an hour tonight for a fucking pizza that never got made.... That proves there is no fucking god.

mohairsuit · 2006-01-12, 10:27 PM

Cleo
although I love you, there are some boundries I wont cross.
Your sig is a disgrace.
there are Christian webmasrers here, I am one,
Though it dosent offend me, well fuck

MadMax · 2006-01-12, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mohairsuit

Cleo
although I love you, there are some boundries I wont cross.
Your sig is a disgrace.
there are Christian webmasrers here, I am one,
Though it dosent offend me, well fuck

REPORTED!

Asshat

cosmiccat · 2006-01-12, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by MadMax

REPORTED!

Asshat

MrYum · 2006-01-13, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by MadMax

REPORTED!

Asshat

Just did the same in UW's thread

docholly · 2006-01-12, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by mohairsuit

there are Christian webmasrers here, I am one,
--well fuck

oh man that's almost as bad as saying there are republican wm here.

this was a good end of the day laugh.

May the Force be with you!

Halfdeck · 2006-01-13, 12:59 AM

Cleo's cute nun sucking cock is one of my favorite avatars on this board, so don't knock it. BTW, there's nothing wrong with Christianity (besides a few wacky beliefs like angels with wings, Moses splitting the sea (though I like that one), and the world built in 7 days).

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"Are not five sparrows sold for two cents? And yet not one of them is forgotten before God. "Indeed, the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Do not fear; you are of more value than many sparrows."

"He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous."

"What man among you, if he has a hundred sheep and has lost one of them, does not leave the ninety-nine in the open pasture, and go after the one which is lost, until he finds it? "And when he has found it, he lays it on his shoulders, rejoicing. "And when he comes home, he calls together his friends and his neighbors, saying to them, 'Rejoice with me, for I have found my sheep which was lost!' "I tell you that in the same way, there will be more joy in heaven over one sinner who repents, than over ninety-nine righteous persons who need no repentance. "

"One day an expert on Moses' laws came to test Jesus' orthodoxy by asking him this question: "Teacher, what does a man need to do to live forever in heaven?" Jesus replied, "What does Moses' law say about it?" "It says," he replied, "that you must love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your strength, and with all your mind. And you must love your neighbor just as much as you love yourself." "Right!" Jesus told him. "Do this and you shall live!" The man wanted to justify (his lack of love for some kinds of people), so he asked, "Which neighbors?" Jesus replied with an illustration: "A Jew going on a trip from Jerusalem to Jericho was attacked by bandits. They stripped him of his clothes and money, and beat him up and left him lying half dead beside the road. "By chance a Jewish priest came along; and when he saw the man lying there, he crossed to the other side of the road and passed him by. A Jewish Temple-assistant walked over and looked at him lying there, but then went on. "But a despised Samaritan came along, and when he saw him, he felt deep pity. Kneeling beside him the Samaritan soothed his wounds with medicine and bandaged them. Then he put the man on his donkey and walked along beside him till they came to an inn, where he nursed him through the night. The next day he handed the innkeeper two twenty-dollar bills and told him to take care of the man. 'If his bill runs higher than that,' he said, 'I'll pay the difference the next time I am here.' "Now which of these three would you say was a neighbor to the bandits' victim?" The man replied, "The one who showed him some pity." Then Jesus said, "Yes, now go and do the same."

Useless · 2006-01-12, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by mohairsuit

Cleo
although I love you, there are some boundries I wont cross.
Your sig is a disgrace.
there are Christian webmasrers here, I am one,
Though it dosent offend me, well fuck

You a have right to your beliefs, dude - but it shant infringe on someone's freedom of speech. I'm sure there are plenty of webmasters here who are Christian, but they respect Cleo's right to be lovably offensive, and understand quality entertainment when they see it.

Cleo · 2006-01-12, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by mohairsuit

Christian webmasrers here, I am one,

Have you tried to have that surgically removed or at least try a cream?

Useless · 2006-01-12, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Cleo

Have you tried to have that surgically removed or at least try a cream?

The cream doesn't remove the christianity. It just soothes the rectal discomfort left by the clergy.

Cleo · 2006-01-12, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

The cream doesn't remove the christianity. It just soothes the rectal discomfort left by the clergy.

2006-01-12, 07:56 PM	#1
mohairsuit Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 22	Thank God it's Friday Thank the lord for giving us another day

2006-01-12, 07:58 PM	#2
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	It's Friday? There is a lord? Well goddamn that that is some fucking shit! __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2006-01-12, 08:46 PM	#7
Toby Lonewolf Internet Sales Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Houston Posts: 4,826	I had a hunch so I went and checked... ...just as I suspected, there's a full moon within the next few days. __________________ Latex Vixens Babes In Boots Well Heeled Women Dressing For Sex Stocking Vixens

2006-01-12, 08:50 PM	#8
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	I wonder if MadMax is editing that petition right now. Get ready to vote yea or ney. As usual, I will be voting "cocksucker". __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2006-01-12, 10:09 PM	#11
Kinky HEY NOW! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: in the Matrix Glitching on an Endless Loop. Loop. Loop. Loop. Loo Posts: 1,218	this thread is useless without and a butt plug for the pope __________________ don't mind me im nothing but nonsense <3 Last edited by Kinky; 2006-01-12 at 10:10 PM.. Reason: You are all a bunch of sinners!

2006-01-12, 08:21 PM	#5
mohairsuit Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 22	Yeah theres a Lord and if you turn to him and say your sorry he will forgive you. He is a great forgiver.

2006-01-12, 08:56 PM	#12
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	BUTTPLUG THE POPE!

2006-01-12, 09:17 PM	#13
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	The end is near and there is a butt plug in it. Yeah there is a full moon. My Pagan friends are all ready talking about dressing up in funny robes and drumming. FoxyAngel said I can hang her off a cross and have men dressed as priests go up to her and blow her while she is hanging. I'm thinking that maybe I should add some Pagans in robes drummer in the background too if we do it on a full moon… or if we just use a painted background of a full moon which I guess is really the same thing. Here mohairsuit have some porn to enjoy __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2006-01-12, 09:33 PM	#15
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	I waited an hour tonight for a fucking pizza that never got made.... That proves there is no fucking god.

2006-01-12, 10:27 PM	#16
mohairsuit Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 22	Cleo although I love you, there are some boundries I wont cross. Your sig is a disgrace. there are Christian webmasrers here, I am one, Though it dosent offend me, well fuck

2006-01-13, 12:59 AM	#21
Halfdeck You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Haven, CT Posts: 985	Cleo's cute nun sucking cock is one of my favorite avatars on this board, so don't knock it. BTW, there's nothing wrong with Christianity (besides a few wacky beliefs like angels with wings, Moses splitting the sea (though I like that one), and the world built in 7 days). ---------------- "Are not five sparrows sold for two cents? And yet not one of them is forgotten before God. "Indeed, the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Do not fear; you are of more value than many sparrows." "He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous." "What man among you, if he has a hundred sheep and has lost one of them, does not leave the ninety-nine in the open pasture, and go after the one which is lost, until he finds it? "And when he has found it, he lays it on his shoulders, rejoicing. "And when he comes home, he calls together his friends and his neighbors, saying to them, 'Rejoice with me, for I have found my sheep which was lost!' "I tell you that in the same way, there will be more joy in heaven over one sinner who repents, than over ninety-nine righteous persons who need no repentance. " "One day an expert on Moses' laws came to test Jesus' orthodoxy by asking him this question: "Teacher, what does a man need to do to live forever in heaven?" Jesus replied, "What does Moses' law say about it?" "It says," he replied, "that you must love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your strength, and with all your mind. And you must love your neighbor just as much as you love yourself." "Right!" Jesus told him. "Do this and you shall live!" The man wanted to justify (his lack of love for some kinds of people), so he asked, "Which neighbors?" Jesus replied with an illustration: "A Jew going on a trip from Jerusalem to Jericho was attacked by bandits. They stripped him of his clothes and money, and beat him up and left him lying half dead beside the road. "By chance a Jewish priest came along; and when he saw the man lying there, he crossed to the other side of the road and passed him by. A Jewish Temple-assistant walked over and looked at him lying there, but then went on. "But a despised Samaritan came along, and when he saw him, he felt deep pity. Kneeling beside him the Samaritan soothed his wounds with medicine and bandaged them. Then he put the man on his donkey and walked along beside him till they came to an inn, where he nursed him through the night. The next day he handed the innkeeper two twenty-dollar bills and told him to take care of the man. 'If his bill runs higher than that,' he said, 'I'll pay the difference the next time I am here.' "Now which of these three would you say was a neighbor to the bandits' victim?" The man replied, "The one who showed him some pity." Then Jesus said, "Yes, now go and do the same." __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without a loss of enthusiasm.