For you "Creationists"...

Surfn · 2006-02-24, 05:57 PM

I just returned from dinner where I was bother through out by this pesky fly. My question is this "Why is it that Noah didn't just swat those two flies?"

blazi · 2006-02-24, 06:01 PM

lol, that's a good question Surfn =)

MrYum · 2006-02-24, 06:09 PM

Ok...that's just fuckin funny!

Thanks Surfn

SirMoby · 2006-02-24, 07:09 PM

Someone had to deal with all the shit around that boat.

pornrex · 2006-02-24, 07:46 PM

I think its because insects and bugs were here long before us and once we kill each other over something stupid like oil or some other form of greed, they'll be here long after us.

Jim · 2006-02-25, 08:46 AM

That was good Surfn. Creationism drives me crazy. To actually believe that the Earth and everything else only started 6000 years ago is crazy. They just take the facts and throw them out the window.

Jim · 2006-02-25, 08:51 AM

Oh, and don't forget...Trying to fool us, it's not creationism anymore, it's Intelligent Design.

Morons, they are nothing but morons.

Surfn · 2006-02-25, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Jim

Oh, and don't forget...Trying to fool us, it's not creationism anymore, it's Intelligent Design.

Morons, they are nothing but morons.

They would have failed using that term in my classes.

Simon · 2006-02-25, 09:12 AM

The problem with Creationists is that they won't evolve.

Flies aren't all bad though. I prefer them to the Creationists, actually.

At least flies have a beneficial side. Besides helping to control other insect pests, acting as scavengers and recylers, and serving as food themselves for other insects and many birds, they're are also great pollinators--only bees and some wasps pollinate more plants and flowers than flies.

And man, are they ever prolific!

If all of the offspring of only two flies were to survive and reproduce for only 5 months, the entire earth would be covered in flies to a depth of between 23 and 47 feet. That's some serious fucking.

For those who want more probably useless flies facts...
http://www.hydeparkmedia.com/housefly.html

Simon

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Creationism - the belief that common sense is wrong.

eman · 2006-02-25, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Simon

The problem with Creationists is that they won't evolve.

quest · 2006-02-25, 01:30 PM

What can I say Jim,

I like, no... Love pussy...
I love hot sweaty uninhibited down right nasty SEX...

I love putting material on the internet that makes other people want to have sex, hopeful they will be woman wanting to have sex with me.

Sinning, I thinks that is in ones own mind or the standards of our current society...

Who said I believe the earth is 6K old? Though carbon dating is faulty and in some cases un-reliable, I believe the earth is billion [s] of years old.
Hell, when I was a kid I had a T-rex as a pet... I'm getting so old that its getting hard to get an erection, I better go make some more porn sites.

Jim, and everyone really, we fight daily against those that would crush our freedoms... I believe we have a right to believe what we want, as well as do what we want as long as it dont violate someone elses freedom [s].

lol, I also have to say this... Sin Sexual Porn...

Ben

Jim · 2006-02-25, 10:10 AM

That's why they changed the name...to slip it in Public Schools.

Greenguy · 2006-02-25, 10:13 AM

I'm no kin to a monkey, no no no....

Jim · 2006-02-25, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Greenguy

I'm no kin to a monkey, no no no....

My step-son who lived with his born again father while he was young used to start crying when I would try to explain evolution. He has smartened up since then.

quest · 2006-02-25, 10:56 AM

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when I would try to explain evolution

I seen something like that on PBS, tring to explain evolution...

Maybe you did better than they did.
They had alot of "what if, maybe, could of been, perhaps, possibly, and so on". I really thought to myself, why air it until there were actual facts.

Theory [s], everybody has one... lol

Ben

Jim · 2006-02-25, 10:59 AM

Don't tell me Ben...
You don't believe in "Intelligent Design" do you?

Lemmy · 2006-02-25, 12:19 PM

If the world as it is today was designed I think it must have been 'Stupid Design'. No truly intelligent designer would have made something so fucked up. If God exists he's a moron.

quest · 2006-02-25, 12:25 PM

Sorry, I had to go "create" some fly food...

But then I flushed it...

Lets see... as the famous GreenGuy said:

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I'm no kin to a monkey, no no no....

Though I will add I may of had kin swing from a tree by their neck

Ben

Jim · 2006-02-25, 12:49 PM

People that believe in Creationism believe that the Sun revolves around the Earth, the Earth is no more than 6000 years old and as I said, throw the facts out the window.

As for theroies...everything is a theory. The theory that Darwin came up with is based on facts, not blind faith. As I have always said, there are over 5000 religions in the world. What makes Christianity the one that is right and the other 4999 wrong?

I myself believe in the Big Bang Theory. Which brings me to people that believe in Aliens far advanced than us. If we are to believe in the Big Bang Theory, why would an alien life form evolve faster than people on Earth? I do believe that there are life forms on planets outside of our Galaxy but I think they are about as evolved as we are. Damn, did I just go off on a tangent?

Bill · 2006-02-25, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim

I myself believe in the Big Bang Theory. Which brings me to people that believe in Aliens far advanced than us. If we are to believe in the Big Bang Theory, why would an alien life form evolve faster than people on Earth? I do believe that there are life forms on planets outside of our Galaxy but I think they are about as evolved as we are. Damn, did I just go off on a tangent?

Jim, if the evolution of intelligence is related to the age of the planet, which is related to the age of the star, we here on this planet happen to be circling a comparitively younger star.

There are star systems, and presumably planets, billions of years older than ours.

All you would need is a planet a few thousand years ahead of us to produce advanced aliens, compared to us.

No, I'm not personally big into aliens, but I do know there are young stars and older stars, and the sun is a little bit younger rather than older.

SirMoby · 2006-02-26, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Jim

What makes Christianity the one that is right and the other 4999 wrong?

1. Christians have the most nukes.
2. Christians see it as their mission to convert everyone else.

Some religions spread through gentle teaching. Some spread through converting or killing off those that can't be converted.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim

I myself believe in the Big Bang Theory. Which brings me to people that believe in Aliens far advanced than us. If we are to believe in the Big Bang Theory, why would an alien life form evolve faster than people on Earth? I do believe that there are life forms on planets outside of our Galaxy but I think they are about as evolved as we are. Damn, did I just go off on a tangent?

Bill is right. The universe is about 13 billion old and to have 2 things develop at the same speed over the course of 13 billion years is highly unlikely. Where would we be today if we developed at the time that Dinosaurs developed?

Torn Rose · 2006-02-26, 10:53 AM

The Big Bang theory is based on an idea that an explosion happened in the center of the universe and exploded outward, and according to all the brains, the universe is still expanding, so going by that, the outside edges is older then the inside closer to the center, so if that is the case, lets assume we are in the middle of it all and anything closer to the center then us is less developed, and anything farther from the center is more developed.

OW.... that hurt my brain.....

spookyx · 2006-02-26, 05:34 PM

good newer big bang stuff here.

http://www.space.com/scienceastronom..._010413-1.html

and for sparky and others. here's a paper with the math

http://arxiv.org/PS_cache/hep-th/pdf/0103/0103239.pdf

Jim · 2006-02-25, 12:52 PM

Ben, aren't you sinning all over the place just by being in the business you are in? Or, are you one of those people that just believes the part of the bible that is convenient for you?

spookyx · 2006-02-25, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim

Ben, aren't you sinning all over the place just by being in the business you are in? Or, are you one of those people that just believes the part of the bible that is convenient for you?

my porn is not a sin. I throw holy water on my screen every day or so. makes my porn "saved' and safe for catholic viewing

2006-02-24, 05:57 PM	#1
Surfn If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Earth on occasion Posts: 8,812	For you "Creationists"... I just returned from dinner where I was bother through out by this pesky fly. My question is this "Why is it that Noah didn't just swat those two flies?" __________________ Surfn's Links Are you a partner?

2006-02-24, 06:01 PM	#2
blazi WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school? Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 41	lol, that's a good question Surfn =) __________________

2006-02-24, 06:09 PM	#3
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2006-02-24, 07:46 PM	#5
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2006-02-25, 09:12 AM	#9
Simon That which does not kill us, will try, try again. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Conch Republic Posts: 5,150	The problem with Creationists is that they won't evolve. Flies aren't all bad though. I prefer them to the Creationists, actually. At least flies have a beneficial side. Besides helping to control other insect pests, acting as scavengers and recylers, and serving as food themselves for other insects and many birds, they're are also great pollinators--only bees and some wasps pollinate more plants and flowers than flies. And man, are they ever prolific! If all of the offspring of only two flies were to survive and reproduce for only 5 months, the entire earth would be covered in flies to a depth of between 23 and 47 feet. That's some serious fucking. For those who want more probably useless flies facts... http://www.hydeparkmedia.com/housefly.html Simon -- Creationism - the belief that common sense is wrong. __________________ "If you're happy and you know it, think again." -- Guru Pitka

2006-02-24, 07:09 PM	#4
SirMoby Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 2,706	Someone had to deal with all the shit around that boat.

2006-02-25, 08:46 AM	#6
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	That was good Surfn. Creationism drives me crazy. To actually believe that the Earth and everything else only started 6000 years ago is crazy. They just take the facts and throw them out the window.

2006-02-25, 08:51 AM	#7
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	Oh, and don't forget...Trying to fool us, it's not creationism anymore, it's Intelligent Design. Morons, they are nothing but morons.

2006-02-25, 01:30 PM	#11
quest Trying is the first step towards failure Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: North of the Motor City, MI. Posts: 122	What can I say Jim, I like, no... Love pussy... I love hot sweaty uninhibited down right nasty SEX... I love putting material on the internet that makes other people want to have sex, hopeful they will be woman wanting to have sex with me. Sinning, I thinks that is in ones own mind or the standards of our current society... Who said I believe the earth is 6K old? Though carbon dating is faulty and in some cases un-reliable, I believe the earth is billion [s] of years old. Hell, when I was a kid I had a T-rex as a pet... I'm getting so old that its getting hard to get an erection, I better go make some more porn sites. Jim, and everyone really, we fight daily against those that would crush our freedoms... I believe we have a right to believe what we want, as well as do what we want as long as it dont violate someone elses freedom [s]. lol, I also have to say this... Sin Sexual Porn... Ben __________________ SinSexual Porn

2006-02-25, 10:10 AM	#12
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	That's why they changed the name...to slip it in Public Schools.

2006-02-25, 10:13 AM	#13
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2006-02-25, 10:59 AM	#16
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	Don't tell me Ben... You don't believe in "Intelligent Design" do you?

2006-02-25, 12:19 PM	#17
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2006-02-25, 12:49 PM	#19
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	People that believe in Creationism believe that the Sun revolves around the Earth, the Earth is no more than 6000 years old and as I said, throw the facts out the window. As for theroies...everything is a theory. The theory that Darwin came up with is based on facts, not blind faith. As I have always said, there are over 5000 religions in the world. What makes Christianity the one that is right and the other 4999 wrong? I myself believe in the Big Bang Theory. Which brings me to people that believe in Aliens far advanced than us. If we are to believe in the Big Bang Theory, why would an alien life form evolve faster than people on Earth? I do believe that there are life forms on planets outside of our Galaxy but I think they are about as evolved as we are. Damn, did I just go off on a tangent?

2006-02-26, 10:53 AM	#22
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	The Big Bang theory is based on an idea that an explosion happened in the center of the universe and exploded outward, and according to all the brains, the universe is still expanding, so going by that, the outside edges is older then the inside closer to the center, so if that is the case, lets assume we are in the middle of it all and anything closer to the center then us is less developed, and anything farther from the center is more developed. OW.... that hurt my brain.....

2006-02-26, 05:34 PM	#23
spookyx Kodak Ghosts Run Amok Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Hobbs End Posts: 1,718	good newer big bang stuff here. http://www.space.com/scienceastronom..._010413-1.html and for sparky and others. here's a paper with the math http://arxiv.org/PS_cache/hep-th/pdf/0103/0103239.pdf Last edited by spookyx; 2006-02-26 at 05:38 PM..

2006-02-25, 12:52 PM	#24
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	Ben, aren't you sinning all over the place just by being in the business you are in? Or, are you one of those people that just believes the part of the bible that is convenient for you?