Happy Saturday, Happy April Fools, Happy Anniversary, Happy Clock Changing!

Greenguy · 2006-04-01, 08:19 AM

Happy All That Crap To You & Yours

It's Saturday, so that means poker & hockey & NCAA basketball down in the Pool House. We're also going for a family portrait this evening

It's April 1st, so we've been posting nonsense here for 3 years

It's April Fool's Day, so that means I need to get out my list of practical jokes

It's also Daylight Savings Time at 2:00 AM tonight, so don't forget to change your clocks

Yell · 2006-04-01, 08:26 AM

Morning everyone

Off to Canada for my daughters rugby game in the rain and i feel like shit but should be fun.

Torn is gay April fools

digifan · 2006-04-01, 08:35 AM

Happy all that crap

Surfn · 2006-04-01, 08:43 AM

Good Morning Folks

Happy Anniversary to the board

Have a nice day with tidal waves of conversions everyone

Jim · 2006-04-01, 08:49 AM

And a fine morning to you are yours

Flooring still going down and then I have to rerun the cable and network and I can't forget the ceiling and wall speakers.

Ramster · 2006-04-01, 08:49 AM

Good Morning.

stuveltje · 2006-04-01, 08:53 AM

good morning, midday to you all

clock changed here in holland a week ago, and yes i am fooling with my kids already whole day, my kids hated april fool is in weekend, normally they bug the teachers of their school, but now i bug my kids with it, and yep happy anniversary gg and jim board

off to bug the kids again

docholly · 2006-04-01, 09:10 AM

Morning..

I'm happily porning away today.. Texting is my life!!

Not much happening.. might go for Mongolian tonight..

Oh and i hit a jackpot at the Palms yesterday for 386,000.00

Other than that looking forward to OTB.. should be a good show with the fat bottom girls back on the play list.

and Happy April Fools day.

Torn Rose · 2006-04-01, 09:32 AM

Morning all and a fine one it looks to be, nothing other then work planned today.

Yell: I won't cum in your mouth, I swear!

Cleo · 2006-04-01, 09:08 AM

Happy Fools days.

Guess Comcast cable will be here today to fix my cable modem since they called three times yesterday to confirm. Ordering Vonage once I'm sure that it's working properly.

Pretty much over this cold and all caught up in work so I think I'll take the day off and just go relax in my neighbor's pool. He has been wanting to shoot some nudes of me in it so maybe I'll let him so that I can bitch how fat I look in them.

I'm going to get a small tattoo on the back of my neck. Still going around to all the tattoo places where I live, there seems to be hundreds, and I'm going to be designing it myself. So far this is this is what I have come up with. www.terrizamore.com/tattoo.png

Espresso is on…

MrMaryLou · 2006-04-01, 09:30 AM

Good Morning All

Chop Smith · 2006-04-01, 09:32 AM

still a B12 high from yesterday. Think Bo gave me a double dose.

Planning to learn some good stuff on OTB today. MML is also planning to dedicate "Fat Bottom Girls" to someone

Maybe a threesome with Goodhead after OTB.

Toby · 2006-04-01, 09:48 AM

Mornin' y'all,

Still hackin' down the overgrowth here, I know the yard is under there somewhere.

as always

is on, help yourself

RedCherry · 2006-04-01, 10:26 AM

Good Morning All! Still working on my desk. Got the lumber bought yesterday, the legs cut and put together, and started painting. Since its raw wood, need to put few coats on everything. Hope to get the desk assembled and up today, can't wait.

Have a great day all.

being served and I hope it wakes my ass up before I have to start using power tools again.

MrYum · 2006-04-01, 10:29 AM

Good morning everyone!

It's doggie haircut and bath day...woohoo! He doesn't think it's such a great thing, but he'll sure smell better afterwards

May all your surfers be horny and eager to use plastic

sue-fl · 2006-04-01, 10:59 AM

Morning! A nice hot Saturday here, we have to rake and clean up the backyard today eck!!

Cleo I love the tat you want to get.

Have a great day all, hope you don't get to many jokes played on you today!

docholly · 2006-04-01, 11:05 AM

Ohh Cleo that's a really nice design!! A&E Inked is constantly looking for people here in Vegas to get free tats at Hart & Huntington in the Palms. A good reason to come to Vegas in July.

OMG Sue!! YOU are 2 posts away.. are we gonna pop your cherry today??

Cleo · 2006-04-01, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sue-fl

Cleo I love the tat you want to get.

Thanks

I'm taking my time on this since it is kind of for life. You will only be able to see it when my hair is up or if I ever get my hair cut short which I'm unlikely to ever do again. I figure it should be good for about 3 or 4 hours of pain while getting it done plus a week or so of the back of my neck burning, hurting, and itching. lol

bluemoney · 2006-04-01, 10:58 AM

Good morning all *sneeze* damn pollen all over the place *sneeze* Fuck!*sneeze*

RawAlex · 2006-04-01, 01:23 PM

Meanwhile, back at the ranch...

Another exciting day of porn slinging and stuff. I might actually try to pressure wash the garage to get all the winter dirt and crap out of there, for some reason there is always a ton of crap there.

Mostly porn.

Alex

Cleo · 2006-04-01, 09:09 PM

I think this might be a first… I gave a boob hat to my neighbor's cat.

http://homepage.mac.com/terri/.Pictu...62C1E611DA.jpg

2006-04-01, 08:19 AM	#1
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2006-04-01, 08:26 AM	#2
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2006-04-01, 08:43 AM	#4
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2006-04-01, 08:53 AM	#7
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2006-04-01, 09:10 AM	#8
docholly Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Sin-City USA Posts: 4,973	Morning.. I'm happily porning away today.. Texting is my life!! Not much happening.. might go for Mongolian tonight.. Oh and i hit a jackpot at the Palms yesterday for 386,000.00 Other than that looking forward to OTB.. should be a good show with the fat bottom girls back on the play list. and Happy April Fools day. __________________ Support Indie Porn Sites OMGoddess You know you need some Bling!!

2006-04-01, 09:32 AM	#9
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	Morning all and a fine one it looks to be, nothing other then work planned today. Yell: I won't cum in your mouth, I swear!

2006-04-01, 09:08 AM	#10
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	Happy Fools days. Guess Comcast cable will be here today to fix my cable modem since they called three times yesterday to confirm. Ordering Vonage once I'm sure that it's working properly. Pretty much over this cold and all caught up in work so I think I'll take the day off and just go relax in my neighbor's pool. He has been wanting to shoot some nudes of me in it so maybe I'll let him so that I can bitch how fat I look in them. I'm going to get a small tattoo on the back of my neck. Still going around to all the tattoo places where I live, there seems to be hundreds, and I'm going to be designing it myself. So far this is this is what I have come up with. www.terrizamore.com/tattoo.png Espresso is on… __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

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2006-04-01, 09:32 AM	#12
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2006-04-01, 09:48 AM	#13
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2006-04-01, 10:59 AM	#16
sue-fl You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: May 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 2,837	Morning! A nice hot Saturday here, we have to rake and clean up the backyard today eck!! Cleo I love the tat you want to get. Have a great day all, hope you don't get to many jokes played on you today!

2006-04-01, 11:05 AM	#17
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2006-04-01, 01:23 PM	#20
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2006-04-01, 09:09 PM	#21
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