10 Most Important Things Women Need to Know About Men

[tickler]

My favorite comment:

The same way it makes you feel all warm inside when we pull a TPayne on you and tell you that you “got the body of a goddess,” we would be equally appreciative of a similar compliment. In fact, I put out for the last girl that told me I had the body of a goddess.

I'm gonna start ducking now.
http://horus.vcsa.uci.edu/article.php?id=4613

[RedCherry]

Originally Posted by tickler

My favorite comment:


I'm gonna start ducking now.
http://horus.vcsa.uci.edu/article.php?id=4613

I thought that was pretty funny, I liked

Five: We look at porn on the Internet (and we delete our history often so don’t even try to catch us).

same goes for women too.

[natalie]

hehe some men seem to forget their wives are computer literate too and think that deleting the history is all they need to do.

[Empress_JRN]

This one is indeed true...

First, we like your body just the way it is—no need for supermodel curves. We understand that you may have insecurities about your tummy and your thighs but we truly do prefer you the way you are.

This is never truer than when there is a deeper attraction than just physical, because a killer personality is always a bigger turn-on than glorious cleavage.

[SirMoby]

Seven: We prefer that you be completely bare in the crotch region (no landing strip, no Bermuda triangle and please no buckwheat)!

I never understood the landing strip. It's like eating ice cream with a nose full of astroturf.

Eight: Sometimes we just want to be alone. It doesn’t mean we don’t love you. It probably just means SportsCenter is on (or refer to No. 5). Live with it.

Just because we love you more then any thing else and want to spend our lives with you doesn't mean we want to spend every minute with you or anyone else.

First, we like your body just the way it is—no need for supermodel curves. We understand that you may have insecurities about your tummy and your thighs but we truly do prefer you the way you are.

This is never truer than when there is a deeper attraction than just physical, because a killer personality is always a bigger turn-on than glorious cleavage.

As Empress_JRN points out this is the one worth knowing the most.

[terry]

Oh man, thats good.