The Reason I Don't Watch CSI

Greenguy · 2007-01-11, 07:51 AM

Each commercial, they give you one of these hacky one-liner "jokes" and that alone turned me off to the show, but this just reinforces my feelings:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

And to think some people actually watch this drivel

|Jim

Licker4U · 2007-01-11, 08:06 AM

My wife watches it so I have to leave the room or suffer through it. I HATE the way he cocks his head to the side ALL the time

Jim · 2007-01-11, 08:28 AM

I don't watch them anymore either but to be fair, he only does the one liners just before the beginning of the show. The rest of the show just goes into commercials. And, I never liked CSI Miami.

Ramster · 2007-01-11, 08:44 AM

Haha, I hate those too so bad.

Thursday's CSI is a good show to watch.

Greenguy · 2007-01-11, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Jim

I don't watch them anymore either but to be fair, he only does the one liners just before the beginning of the show. The rest of the show just goes into commercials. And, I never liked CSI Miami.

Like a rug, my friend

Jim · 2007-01-11, 08:58 AM

David Caruso has been a douchbag since he played the whiny bitch cop in the first Rambo. My wife loved him and even she got sick of CSI Miami. I enjoyed CSI and CSI NY until this year. They do look good in HiDef.

zack2004 · 2007-01-11, 09:13 AM

David Caruso graduated from the William Shatner school of over-acting. His fake tough guy act sucks and ruins CSI Miami.
I still watch the other two CSI shows and NCIS.

spookyx · 2007-01-11, 09:45 AM

I only watch spongebob and Battlestar Galactica

Toby · 2007-01-11, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by zack2004

David Caruso graduated from the William Shatner school of over-acting.

I very rarely watch any of the CSI shows any more, but when I do happen to catch a CSI Miami I just ignore Caruso and wait for the next scene with Emily Proctor. What can I say, I like pretty, long-haired blondes.

SheepGuy · 2007-01-11, 01:25 PM

My wife is addicted to that crap. I just watch hockey, football, Deadwood and the Sopranos. And the Sopranos sucked last night. Season premiere and its all crap from older shows

Greenguy · 2007-01-11, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by SheepGuy

...And the Sopranos sucked last night. Season premiere and its all crap from older shows

Please tell me that you're joking.

Licker4U · 2007-01-11, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Toby

I very rarely watch any of the CSI shows any more, but when I do happen to catch a CSI Miami I just ignore Caruso and wait for the next scene with Emily Proctor. What can I say, I like pretty, long-haired blondes.

I was channel surfing the other night and the Peoples Choice Awards was on. Emily Proctor came out of the audience as one of the presenters. She had on a SHORT dress. Damn, she's hot...

She can swab me for evidence any time.

tickler · 2007-01-11, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Licker4U

I was channel surfing the other night and the Peoples Choice Awards was on. Emily Proctor came out of the audience as one of the presenters. She had on a SHORT dress. Damn, she's hot...

I was waiting for her perky little boobies to fall out of that dress.

Also love NCIS(hot goth chic), and starting to like Bones also.

Greenguy · 2007-01-11, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Jim

David Caruso has been a douchbag since he played the whiny bitch cop in the first Rambo. My wife loved him and even she got sick of CSI Miami. I enjoyed CSI and CSI NY until this year. They do look good in HiDef.

What doesn't look good in HD? (aside from porn with ass pimples)

Odd how you were a big fan of CSI until this thread started

Jim · 2007-01-11, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenie

What doesn't look good in HD? (aside from porn with ass pimples)

Odd how you were a big fan of CSI until this thread started

Read the thread from last year when I said I was done with them

Too many holes to be enjoyable. And for some reason, the CSIs are kind of made for HiDef. They look as good as any live sporting event while most TV shows don't. And, any old movie remastered to HiDef looks like shit. Vickie used to love the way "H" would take his glasses on and off. But even she couldn't take it anymore.

Greenguy · 2007-01-11, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim

...And, any old movie remastered to HiDef looks like shit...

I wouldn't say they look like shit, but they look good for movies that were made 30 years before HD was invented

virgohippy · 2007-01-11, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenie

I wouldn't say they look like shit, but they look good for movies that were made 30 years before HD was invented

I'm looking forward to telling my future youngins some day, "When I was a kid we always got excited when a new movie came out because they would turn to dust if we didn't watch them fast enough... AND WE LIKED IT!"

I wonder if they'll believe me. |badidea|

ArtWilliams · 2007-01-11, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenie

Each commercial, they give you one of these hacky one-liner "jokes" and that alone turned me off to the show, but this just reinforces my feelings:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

And to think some people actually watch this drivel

|Jim

I thought you were going to say because Canadians own half the franchise!

bluemoney · 2007-01-11, 03:34 PM

I agree with Jim's David Caruso=douchbag assessment.

dareutwo · 2007-01-11, 09:27 PM

I like CSI Miami - gives me a full hour to get some work done on the computer.

Zio · 2007-01-12, 06:19 AM

Caruso is the reason I can't watch CSI Miami and Mz Proctor is the reason I wanna check it some times (ah that 2nd head of mine...).
Has anyone noticed how Caruso always seems to be acting to the floor instead of whomever he's interacting with in the scene? Clooney used to do that a lot in his early years (check him acting opposite Michelle Pfeiffer and you'll know what I mean) but apparently was smart enough to take some acting lessons and he seems to be doing a lot better lately.
Caruso sucked in NYPD Blue and hasn't changed a bit since then (but according to Hollywood's grapevine the word "huge" and the word "ego" might explain that...).
BTW that youtube clip is truly unbearable!

2007-01-11, 07:51 AM	#1
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2007-01-11, 09:13 AM	#7
zack2004 Ahhh ... sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 209	David Caruso graduated from the William Shatner school of over-acting. His fake tough guy act sucks and ruins CSI Miami. I still watch the other two CSI shows and NCIS. __________________ Zack Free XXX Twat Porn Links Twat Porn Blog

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SheepGuy It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 2,527	My wife is addicted to that crap. I just watch hockey, football, Deadwood and the Sopranos. And the Sopranos sucked last night. Season premiere and its all crap from older shows __________________ If the Environment was a bank, they would have saved it by now.

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2007-01-11, 08:06 AM	#2
Licker4U Mean people suck, nice people swallow, are you mean or nice? Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Lower Alabama-The Redneck Riviera Posts: 2,377	My wife watches it so I have to leave the room or suffer through it. I HATE the way he cocks his head to the side ALL the time

2007-01-11, 08:28 AM	#3
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	I don't watch them anymore either but to be fair, he only does the one liners just before the beginning of the show. The rest of the show just goes into commercials. And, I never liked CSI Miami.

2007-01-11, 08:58 AM	#6
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	David Caruso has been a douchbag since he played the whiny bitch cop in the first Rambo. My wife loved him and even she got sick of CSI Miami. I enjoyed CSI and CSI NY until this year. They do look good in HiDef.

2007-01-11, 09:45 AM	#8
spookyx Kodak Ghosts Run Amok Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Hobbs End Posts: 1,718	I only watch spongebob and Battlestar Galactica

2007-01-11, 09:27 PM	#20
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2007-01-12, 06:19 AM	#21
Zio Are you sure you're an accredited and honored pornographer? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 63	Caruso is the reason I can't watch CSI Miami and Mz Proctor is the reason I wanna check it some times (ah that 2nd head of mine...). Has anyone noticed how Caruso always seems to be acting to the floor instead of whomever he's interacting with in the scene? Clooney used to do that a lot in his early years (check him acting opposite Michelle Pfeiffer and you'll know what I mean) but apparently was smart enough to take some acting lessons and he seems to be doing a lot better lately. Caruso sucked in NYPD Blue and hasn't changed a bit since then (but according to Hollywood's grapevine the word "huge" and the word "ego" might explain that...). BTW that youtube clip is truly unbearable!