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Old 2004-05-29, 10:42 PM   #1
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Want to see a Tijuana Whores pet?

Over the last year my wife and I have gotten to know some of Tijuana's finest very well, it doesn't mean I understand them.
These girls come from all over Mexico work there asses off 7 days a week pulling 12 to 14 hour shifts. Most of them are feeding many mouths at home but they still have plenty of money to blow on strange things.

For example my favorite girl had Homer Simpson tattooed on her knee when I asked her "what the fuck was she thinking when she pulled that one" all she could come up with was "don't you like Homer Simpson".

Monday Night I met a girl that was complaining to me that her crocodile was costing her a fortune to feed. I had to ask "what the fuck were you thinking when you got a crocodile for a pet" her replie was "that it was pequino when she got it and now it's Grande". She then showed me a picture and all I could say was "no fucking shit".
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Old 2004-05-30, 03:23 AM   #2
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Is that a pic of one of your whores?
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Old 2004-05-30, 05:12 AM   #3
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Old 2004-05-30, 08:46 AM   #4
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Is that a pic of one of your whores?
No Surfin it's her pet here's the crocidiles owner http://www.tijuana-whores.com/photos/mary.jpg
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Old 2004-05-30, 08:56 AM   #5
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No Surfin it's her pet here's the crocidiles owner http://www.tijuana-whores.com/photos/mary.jpg
Holy shit...I'm a-comin to Tijuana!
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Old 2004-05-30, 10:37 AM   #6
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No Surfin it's her pet here's the crocidiles owner http://www.tijuana-whores.com/photos/mary.jpg
She called herself Juanita when I met her.
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Old 2004-05-30, 11:30 AM   #7
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She called herself Juanita when I met her.
ok Surfin ya got me their I know one girl that has changed her name 3 times since November.

Here's 10 things I bet you didn't know about Tijuana Whores

1, They average $2000 to $3000 a week U.S.
2, Mexican prostitutes make the most money in Tijuana followed by Cabo
3, Mexican society looks down on them, But doesn't look down on you if you have a daughter that's a whore or take her money
4, Most prefer having sex with gringos because we treat them with more respect
5, The number one thing the girls dread is a big dick (hard on the merchandise)
6, Their jaws are the first thing that gets sore on a busy night
7, They hate doing doggy style because the majority of men like to spread their ass cheeks and take a good look before mounting
8, The real pros pluck their pubic and arm pit hair
9, The secret to their smooth soft skin is they scrub with a bar of laundry soap
10, After a busy night they like to douche with warm water and lime juice to put a little pucker back in their snappers
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Old 2004-05-30, 06:19 PM   #8
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As to that crock costing her a fortune ... she should be happy it's not costing her An Arm and a Leg!!!



sorry, couldn't resist.
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