Steps In Overcoming Masturbation

soggy · 2004-07-07, 09:49 PM

BigJohn · 2004-07-07, 10:21 PM

ROFL, and this is from a religion that encourages you to have HUGE families!

#5 is my favorite.... I always wondered why most of the Mormons I know have a weight problem. Guess I also now know what the skinny ones do to keep their bodies trim |rasta|

Jaden · 2004-07-08, 02:04 AM

Gotta love #6...."Never read about your problem" LOL.....Kinda defeats the purpose and intention of the person who invested so much effort writing everything after that point huh????

BigJohn · 2004-07-08, 03:36 AM

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Originally posted by Jaden
Gotta love #6...."Never read about your problem" LOL.....Kinda defeats the purpose and intention of the person who invested so much effort writing everything after that point huh????

ROFLMAO! Never even thought of that! Here's a document to help you stop mastubating but DON'T read it 'cause it might give you ideas! OMG, That's rich!

grzepa · 2004-07-08, 04:34 AM

TOO FUCKING FUNNY !

DD: D

Great find !

eman · 2004-07-08, 05:00 AM

No19 is for the real die-hards:

"In very severe cases it may be necessary to tie a hand to the bed frame with a tie in order that the habit of masturbating in a semi-sleep condition can be broken."

terry · 2004-07-08, 08:17 AM

I will never stop masterbating.. I cant help it.. I love me!

I gotta go now.. be back in a minute...

Terry

2004-07-07, 09:49 PM	#1
soggy If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Florida Panhandle Posts: 304	Steps In Overcoming Masturbation Too funny!!!

2004-07-07, 10:21 PM	#2
BigJohn Operator! Give me the number for 911! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Left coast rain country Posts: 130	ROFL, and this is from a religion that encourages you to have HUGE families! #5 is my favorite.... I always wondered why most of the Mormons I know have a weight problem. Guess I also now know what the skinny ones do to keep their bodies trim \|rasta\| __________________ -BigJohn <br>Promising the moon<br>and delivering!

2004-07-08, 08:17 AM	#7
terry You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,883	I will never stop masterbating.. I cant help it.. I love me! I gotta go now.. be back in a minute... Terry __________________ Stop That 9 To 5 Go Green Grocery Store

2004-07-08, 02:04 AM	#3
Jaden Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 119	Gotta love #6...."Never read about your problem" LOL.....Kinda defeats the purpose and intention of the person who invested so much effort writing everything after that point huh????

2004-07-08, 04:34 AM	#5
grzepa You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 980	TOO FUCKING FUNNY ! DD: D Great find ! __________________ RATIOS SUCK ? - TRY REALITYCASH !

2004-07-08, 05:00 AM	#6
eman Solipsists of the world unite Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: xxx axis Posts: 639	No19 is for the real die-hards: "In very severe cases it may be necessary to tie a hand to the bed frame with a tie in order that the habit of masturbating in a semi-sleep condition can be broken."