Now I've heard it ALL

Kinky · 2005-02-23, 04:06 AM

in the last 5 minutes of watching (and please excuse me as I am drinking) fox news I have heard that some women (plural) were fired from thier jobs for not flashing thier breasts at a female gorilla named Coco that speaks sign language AND that a woman was arrested for cutting off her UNCLE'S penis and flushing it down the toilet after he broke up with her... her UNCLE mind you!!! what is this country coming to? one of those alone is crazy but both within 5 minutes is frickin' looney

Bill · 2005-02-23, 05:01 AM

Why should it be surprizing that a gorilla raised in captivity should have sexual fetishes?

Humans raised in captivity (that is, all humans basically...) often have sexual fetishes.

I'd heard about Koko's body and nipple fetish before this became news because of this employment suit.

Same with the uncle penis thing. It doesn't surprise me a bit.

Kinky · 2005-02-23, 05:48 AM

actually none of it surprises me at all, I just didn't want to be the only one that thought that way and seem abnormal, but then a lot of us sell midget trannies pissing on fully clothed females who are sucking on male strippers cocks while the grandma in the corner shoves candles in her snatch so one or two girls hacking of their uncle's dick and flushing it away is almost the norm I guess

(and by the way I just trademarked that category so don't even think about using it

) and yes I am drunk so PLEASE excuse my naughty language

LOL

Trev · 2005-02-23, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by kinky

in the last 5 minutes of watching (and please excuse me as I am drinking) fox news I have heard that some women (plural) were fired from thier jobs for not flashing thier breasts at a female gorilla named Coco that speaks sign language AND that a woman was arrested for cutting off her UNCLE'S penis and flushing it down the toilet after he broke up with her... her UNCLE mind you!!! what is this country coming to? one of those alone is crazy but both within 5 minutes is frickin' looney

wait.... are you talking about this one? http://www.nbc10.com/news/4216082/detail.html or is this a growing trend???

GeorgeTH · 2005-02-23, 04:39 PM

My suggestions: change the news channel!

You won't get 'real' information from FOX anyways...

Cleo · 2005-02-23, 04:44 PM

Maybe showing nipples is part of gorilla communications.

They were being paid to communicate with the gorilla after all.

Guess they were lucky that gorillas don't fuck on first contact like some monkeys do.

Useless · 2005-02-23, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Trev

wait.... are you talking about this one? http://www.nbc10.com/news/4216082/detail.html or is this a growing trend???

Ewww... I don't like it when toilet water splashes my ass. I can't imagine having my cock stitched back on after it was in the sewer. Yucky!

Cleo · 2005-02-23, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Trev

wait.... are you talking about this one? http://www.nbc10.com/news/4216082/detail.html or is this a growing trend???

I would say that he is in for some shity BJs.

2005-02-23, 04:06 AM	#1
Kinky HEY NOW! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: in the Matrix Glitching on an Endless Loop. Loop. Loop. Loop. Loo Posts: 1,218	Now I've heard it ALL in the last 5 minutes of watching (and please excuse me as I am drinking) fox news I have heard that some women (plural) were fired from thier jobs for not flashing thier breasts at a female gorilla named Coco that speaks sign language AND that a woman was arrested for cutting off her UNCLE'S penis and flushing it down the toilet after he broke up with her... her UNCLE mind you!!! what is this country coming to? one of those alone is crazy but both within 5 minutes is frickin' looney __________________ don't mind me im nothing but nonsense <3

2005-02-23, 05:48 AM	#3
Kinky HEY NOW! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: in the Matrix Glitching on an Endless Loop. Loop. Loop. Loop. Loo Posts: 1,218	actually none of it surprises me at all, I just didn't want to be the only one that thought that way and seem abnormal, but then a lot of us sell midget trannies pissing on fully clothed females who are sucking on male strippers cocks while the grandma in the corner shoves candles in her snatch so one or two girls hacking of their uncle's dick and flushing it away is almost the norm I guess (and by the way I just trademarked that category so don't even think about using it ) and yes I am drunk so PLEASE excuse my naughty language LOL __________________ don't mind me im nothing but nonsense <3

2005-02-23, 04:39 PM	#5
GeorgeTH Don't let a programmer design your front-end pages! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: currently on the road in CA Posts: 781	My suggestions: change the news channel! You won't get 'real' information from FOX anyways... __________________ Have a nice day!

2005-02-23, 04:44 PM	#6
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	Maybe showing nipples is part of gorilla communications. They were being paid to communicate with the gorilla after all. Guess they were lucky that gorillas don't fuck on first contact like some monkeys do. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

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2005-02-23, 05:01 AM	#2
Bill Selling porn allows me to stay in a constant state of Bliss - ain't that a trip! Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,914	Why should it be surprizing that a gorilla raised in captivity should have sexual fetishes? Humans raised in captivity (that is, all humans basically...) often have sexual fetishes. I'd heard about Koko's body and nipple fetish before this became news because of this employment suit. Same with the uncle penis thing. It doesn't surprise me a bit.