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Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer.
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Too Stupid For Porn?
Personally I love my surfers because they pay my bills and I'm thankful for that. However, there are occasions when some surfers seem too stupid to surf for porn.
How do you help these people? mY NAME IS aol uSER AND i JUST USED MY CREDIT CARD TO SIGNUP AND MY PASSWORD DOES NOT WORK! Try explaing the caps lock key to a new AOL or Earthlink user You @#!% I just signed up and never recieved my username and password. My email responce gets bounced. It explains that the username and password were on the screen and in the confirmation email I'm in love with (some chick that is fucking 2 guys for money) because she is such a sweet girl and I would like to marry her. I know that my mother would love her. I think dad might be proud but something tells me mom will think she's a slut If I ever have neagative feelings towards to even 1% of my customers I'll change professions but these people are TOO STUPID FOR PORN! |
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2005-03-15, 01:21 PM
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Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
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Yeah I do a lot of this
 being Angel's tech support. I love the ones that want to know why Real Player doesn't play any of her vids, they are all mpegs. |
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2005-03-15, 05:28 PM
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No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you
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New AOL users are the worst. I remember back in the day when there were still a good amount of WebTV users as well. Talk about a hair ripping experience.
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2005-03-16, 06:31 AM
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Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button
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hahah I always love surfer mails, I always piss my pants when we receive the most weird questions
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2005-03-16, 07:09 AM
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HEY NOW!
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2005-03-16, 02:43 PM
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Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!
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2005-03-17, 09:35 AM
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I Didn't Do It
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I've got real life friends that ask to be introduced to chicks they see in thumb galleries linked off my sites.
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2005-03-17, 10:10 AM
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Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!
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2005-03-17, 12:44 PM
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They have the Internet on computers, now?
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Take them to a convention.  Get them to pay for your pass for the privelege.
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2005-03-17, 05:37 PM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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hahaha funny letters.
Got this one: I like your site very much. Now my question: I am in Moscow from time to time. Would it be possible to meet the girl Shiela M? |
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2005-03-17, 09:08 PM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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I had to check this thread out to make sure it wasn't about me
I get regular e-mails from members that don't understand "user name and password" When I was doing the escort thing the e-mails realy got to me was I getting 5 to 10 e-mails a day from guys wanting to know if the girls would take it up the ass. and another 5 or 10 emails a day from lonely guys wanting to build a relationship with a girl and rescue her from her life of debauchery
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2005-03-17, 11:09 PM
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They have the Internet on computers, now?
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2005-03-18, 09:45 AM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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2005-03-18, 11:24 PM
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WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school?
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I was once offered a ferrari and a yacht from a guy who wanted to marry my girlfriend lol
and stupid emails this one has gotta be up there with the best of them... Quote:
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2005-03-19, 12:53 AM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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adj. 1. Lacking moral discipline or ignoring legal restraint, especially in sexual conduct. 2. Having no regard for accepted rules or standards. I don't know rtv the girls I know well are doing it legaly and sending the majority of their money home to support their families
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2005-03-19, 12:55 AM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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2005-03-19, 03:35 AM
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I want to live. I want to experience the universe, and I want to eat pie.
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2005-03-19, 11:37 AM
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WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school?
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2005-03-19, 11:44 AM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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cool She must be HOTI have a few ex girlfriends that I would of gladly traded off for a Moped and a Row Boat
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2005-03-19, 05:31 PM
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No offence Apu, but when they were handing out religions you must have been out taking a whizz
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2005-03-19, 06:14 PM
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No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you
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2005-03-20, 03:12 AM
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I want to live. I want to experience the universe, and I want to eat pie.
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 We WILL be seeing you in Tempe, correct? |blowkiss| |
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2005-03-20, 09:07 AM
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WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school?
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 you can see for yourself over at <insert shameless plug here>www.cuteplumper.com </shameless plug>
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2005-03-20, 10:57 AM
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No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you
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