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			 The one and only at your service 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
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			 You can now put whatever you want in this space :) 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
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			 Internet! Is that thing still around? 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
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			 Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
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			 Are you sure you're an accredited and honored pornographer? 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
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			 Operator! Give me the number for 911! 
			
			
		
			
			
								
		
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			 Ahhh ... sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? 
			
			
		
			
			
								
		
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			 Hey, can you take the wheel for a second, I have to scratch my self in two places at once 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
			Join Date: Apr 2004 
				Location: near Seattle WA 
				
				
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			 I can spearhead the whole begging thing 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
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			 Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless 
			
			
		
			
			
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			 Operator! Give me the number for 911! 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
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			 Solipsists of the world unite 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
			Join Date: Oct 2003 
				Location: xxx axis 
				
				
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			 Women might be able to fake orgasms  But men can fake whole relationships 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
			Join Date: Oct 2003 
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			 With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like ... love! 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
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			 If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
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			 ICQ:147*079*406 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
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			 Internet! Is that thing still around? 
			
			
		
			
			
			Join Date: Sep 2003 
				Location: Argentina 
				
				
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			 Oh! I haven't changed since high school and suddenly I am uncool 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
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			 Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
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			 If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English 
			
			
		
			
			
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			 If you really need money, you can sell your kidney or even your car 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
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			 If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
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			 Rock stars ... is there anything they don't know? 
			
			
		
			
			
								
		
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			 My wife is not a doobie to be passed around! On our wedding day I promised to bogart her for life! 
			
			
		
			
			
								
		
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			 Shift Out / X-On 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
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