Happy Audio Show Tuesday Everyone!

[Wenchy]

Ahhh, it's spring has finally sprung in the high country... 75 and gorgeous here today!

UW - not to encourage you or anything, but I've been where you are with neighbor problems and I have to confess to admiring your tenacity.

I once lived in a place next door to three unruly brats who were left home alone all day while mommy and step-daddy were at work... these yuppy-wannabe geniuses of childbearing couldn't seem to understand why I called the police when I found their offspring throwing firecrackers on my shake-shingle roof on a 102-degree July day in the middle of a severe drought. They voiced their displeasure in front of a cop (rather loudly and with much profanity), who kindly called in the fire chief and had him explain the facts in words of two syllables or less so they got all the details. Things got worse after that...

Five years I lived in that house, and every fam-damily that moved in next door was a shining example of a damned fine argument for forced sterilization.

Hope you get your neighbor issues resolved to your satisfaction soon so you can have some

[Trev]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I'm such a cocksucker... I just called the building inspector and reported the house across the road for not having a proper 'parking pad'. He agreed that the owner should have provided a legal hardened parking surface before leasing his apartments. He's going to gather the info and work on this over the next couple of days.

That dimwit landlord should have heeded my warning. I told him, "get those stupid croth rocket riding bastards to stop parking in front my goddamned house or I'll be the worse fucking neighbor you'll ever have."

I told my other neighbors, the Toms, about my conversation with house's owner and they said that I'm easily the worst neighbor they've ever had - and I like them.

You and my dearly departed grandmother would have gotten along great. Between the 2 of you, you would have had that street on lockdown in no time.

[natalie]

*yawn* got up at 5am for a 40 min walk in the dark, the things I do for love! But I will get more work done and I feel kinda good (altho sweaty). Is there a sweat fetish? (Other than the fact my tshirt clings to me)

[pornrex]

Originally Posted by natalie

Is there a sweat fetish?

I could have a field day with this one

[Useless]

Originally Posted by Greenguy

UW - you should take out some ads in the local papers for a garage sale at his house. Put in there that there's lots of kids clothes & toys, old albums & tapes, Atari video games, etc - stuff that people look for at garage sales.

Post that it's from 8 AM til 4 PM but there's an early bird special starting at 6

That's not a bad idea at all. |cool|
What makes it all the more amusing is that you need a permit to have a lawn sale in Glens Falls. He could be fined!

[digifan]

Congrats on your angry poster award UW