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Old 2005-05-08, 04:24 PM   #1
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A Mother's Day Miracle

Yep, We just had a Mother's Day Miracle. Either that or I am now a healer.

Yet another dog looked like she broke her leg. So, I felt all along the leg and when I was done, she jumped up and started licking my face.

A true Mother's Day Miracle.
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Old 2005-05-08, 04:59 PM   #2
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Old 2005-05-08, 05:06 PM   #3
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how did the dog break it's leg? did somebody kick it? I think you should really run with this... Jim the Miracle Animal Healer... I smell a TV show and everything
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Old 2005-05-08, 05:11 PM   #4
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I was thining that kinky. The dog wouldn't move and when my wife first saw her, she fell over. And yet, after I laid my hands upon her, healed
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Old 2005-05-08, 05:19 PM   #5
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Old 2005-05-08, 05:52 PM   #6
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I was thining that kinky. The dog wouldn't move and when my wife first saw her, she fell over. And yet, after I laid my hands upon her, healed
I'm telling you... TV SHOW! Animal Planet!
they already have animal psychics, all they need is a healer!
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Old 2005-05-08, 06:02 PM   #7
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Old 2005-05-08, 10:34 PM   #8
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That's sweet Jim! I agree with kinky animal planet! They have the dog physic(sp) why not a dog healer..
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Old 2005-05-09, 12:20 AM   #9
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Sure it wasnt a male dog with a "3rd" leg that you made happy by rubbing it's leg
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Old 2005-05-09, 08:59 AM   #10
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Same thing happened to me yesterday. I kicked a hole in the wall, got a little spackle & paint & WHAMO! No more hole in the wall - a true miracle!

Stop kicking your dogs & then you won't have to heal them
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Old 2005-05-09, 09:15 AM   #11
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Same thing happened to me yesterday. I kicked a hole in the wall, got a little spackle & paint & WHAMO! No more hole in the wall - a true miracle!

Stop kicking your dogs & then you won't have to heal them
why were you kicking walls on Mother's Day?
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Old 2005-05-09, 10:30 AM   #12
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I think he did it just to test his spackling skills


or just to say the word spackle
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Old 2005-05-09, 11:19 AM   #13
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You only get to use the word spackle once in a while. A real man's word that spackle word... yes indeedy!

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Old 2005-05-09, 01:04 PM   #14
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Just think when you get older and have a limp dick..... just a couple of tugs with that magic hand and whammo.... hard as steel I bet.
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Old 2005-05-09, 01:33 PM   #15
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I have never seen a dog with broken legs yet and I got my first dog when I was 3 yr old.
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Old 2005-05-09, 01:38 PM   #16
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The dog is still healed. I guess it stuck
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Old 2005-05-09, 01:40 PM   #17
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The dog is still healed. I guess it stuck
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