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| Like Shit Thru A Goose |      | 6 | 9.68% | 
| I've Seen Faster, But This Is Fine By Me |      | 7 | 11.29% | 
| A Little Slow, But I Can Live With It |      | 17 | 27.42% | 
| It's Like Watching Grass Grow |      | 32 | 51.61% | 
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|  2003-11-12, 06:47 PM | #51 | 
| Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida 
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				 | Same here since I got home.   The board is hanging on loading the top buttons and just sits there with 2 or 3 buttons loaded. If I hit reload then sometimes it will finish loading for me. | 
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|  2003-11-12, 07:00 PM | #52 | 
| Bonged Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: BrisVegas, AUSTRALIA 
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				 | Still slow from down here... I too had the "header" errors this am.. php/sql errors. DD 
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|  2003-11-12, 09:56 PM | #53 | 
| The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep | For those of you that think things are slow, try this page: http://www.greenguysboard.com/news.html I preview of things to come  The head tech guy at Nat Net is calling me around 10-10:30 tonight & we will have this figured out soon  | 
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|  2003-11-12, 09:59 PM | #54 | |
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|  2003-11-12, 11:21 PM | #55 | |
| I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Oregon 
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|  2003-11-12, 11:42 PM | #56 | 
| I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NYC 
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				errors
			 I am getting php script errors at the top of some of the pages 
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|  2003-11-13, 12:24 AM | #57 | 
| The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep | Here's an update - part of the php on the board does not like part of the php in the rotator - we are currently using a java option for the banners, which is causing the board to hang or load slowly.  As you can see from the news page, the php versions of the ads load much faster   So, Nat Net will have one of their php guys working on this from the time he punches his timecard in the morning (I assume they will let him have a cup of coffee 1st) & hopefully we can find a solution to the problem (which, BTW, seems to be a very common problem with vBulletin) I have confidence that the Nat Net guys will solve this & everyone will dance like banannas!!!  | 
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|  2003-11-13, 03:54 AM | #58 | 
| Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless Join Date: Aug 2003 
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				 | Basically get rid of the stuff between the script tags and use the a href in the no script tag. Page 80 of the user guide. Remote invocation via javascript will slow down your page load. It looks like you are using Remote invocation via javascript which you really only need if you are going to display rich media ads (flash). Delete this stuff for each banner: <script language='JavaScript' type='text/javascript'> <!-- if (!document.phpAds_used) document.phpAds_used = ','; phpAds_random = new String (Math.random()); phpAds_random = phpAds_random.substring(2,11); document.write ("<" + "script language='JavaScript' type='text/javascript' src='"); document.write ("http://www.greenguysboard.com/phpadsnew/adjs.php?n=" + phpAds_random); document.write ("&clientid=4"); document.write ("&exclude=" + document.phpAds_used); if (document.referer) document.write ("&referer=" + escape(document.referer)); document.write ("'><" + "/script>"); //--> </script> Use this from the <no script> tag <a href='http://www.greenguysboard.com/phpadsnew/adclick.php?n=abc51f92' target='_blank'><img src='http://www.greenguysboard.com/phpadsnew/adview.php?clientid=4&n=abc51f92' border='0' alt=''></a> Which is what you are doing on the news page. | 
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|  2003-11-13, 08:39 AM | #59 | 
| The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep | Snowone - it's not that simple - LOL - the code on the source of the news page is what you get after php has done it's little thing - the hard coding that you get from the 2nd part of the java script code is just a back up & doesn't rotate properly   | 
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|  2003-11-13, 08:44 AM | #60 | 
| Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos! | today it loads (for me) really fast for the first time   probably the reason why this seems to become my "yes i'm a board whore"-day here at gg&j  | 
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|  2003-11-13, 09:08 AM | #61 | 
| If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance | The board loads at an acceptable speed for me this morning, as is evident from the number of replies I posted   |ggandj | 
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|  2003-11-13, 09:24 AM | #62 | 
| Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida 
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				 | It has been very fast for me this morning, but just now when I hit reply in this thread the board got hung loading the last two top buttons and I had to hit refresh to get the board to finish loading. | 
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|  2003-11-13, 10:15 AM | #63 | 
| Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus | it's horrible for me.. i'm still waiting for 96 items to open..but at least giving me the base page.. | 
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|  2003-11-13, 10:28 AM | #64 | 
| Rock stars ... is there anything they don't know? Join Date: Sep 2003 
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				 | nice sic ye got there mr mary lou ! |afro| | 
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|  2003-11-13, 11:53 AM | #65 | 
| I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NYC 
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				much better
			 Yes cleaner and quicker 
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|  2003-11-13, 04:53 PM | #66 | 
| A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! | speed of this board sux big time and thats for me the main reason not to post here anymore and only read it when i got a shitload of time to load up some threads. Only the loading of the reply box of this thread takes more then a minute for me. And dont start bout my connection. im on a 1.5 mbit cable connection and all the rest of the boards are lightening fast here. hope you can fix the probs cheers, boneless | 
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|  2003-11-13, 04:55 PM | #67 | 
| The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep | boneless - we know what the problem is & the tech guys at Nat Net are working on fixing it (see my post(s) above) | 
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|  2003-11-13, 05:27 PM | #68 | |
| Don't let a programmer design your front-end pages! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: currently on the road in CA 
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				 | Quote: 
 The initial first load of the day seems to be rather slow, though! As if the board software needs lots of time to set cookie and work out which threads to marks as un-read. And if I come back later (like 2-3 hours later) I find the same settings even though I've read several post beforehand - now that's a glitch! edit: there I posted that it loads fine, and then it took ages to refresh the page... Read two threads on AWW in the time. 
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|  2003-11-13, 06:29 PM | #69 | 
| I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Oregon 
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				 | Yeah, still doing the same here... I don't know if this will help, but hubby wanted me to mention it. We just recently installed the adsnew program on our own posting board, and he used iframes for the banners. It doesn't slow our board down at all. I don't know if that will help for your particular situation (we use phpbb) but hubby said I should mention it, just in case. | 
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|  2003-11-13, 07:04 PM | #70 | 
| The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep | Actually, we think we have it fixed   I don't see if if I use http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/ but I do see it if I use http://greenguysboard.com/board/ (time for me to clean my cache - LOL) | 
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|  2003-11-13, 07:24 PM | #71 | 
| Trying is the first step towards failure | I'm still clocking a massive 0.6kb/ps loading the board   
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|  2003-11-13, 07:33 PM | #72 | 
| Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida 
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				 | This looks like it might be it.   The board no longer waits for the banner rotator to finish before the rest of the page loads. I see the alt tags on the banners as all of the page loads at once and then it loads the images after the page is completely drawn, just like their wasn't a banner rotator at all. Well if this doesn't work I say we start giving the hamster steroid injections.  | 
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|  2003-11-13, 07:39 PM | #73 | 
| National Net's #1 Stud! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Atlanta, GA 
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			 Hey, this is Stephen From NatNet here, I tweaked some code [insert nerdy PHP jargon here] in vBulletin so things should be much much faster now (the remote invocation for the ads was the culprit). Thanks for your patience and have a nice day! And here's a dancing banana:  | 
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|  2003-11-13, 08:35 PM | #74 | 
| Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York 
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				 | I do like the way it is loading now   Nice Job... | 
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|  2003-11-13, 09:04 PM | #75 | 
| Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida 
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				 | It is incredibly faster!!!  I may have to install seat belts on my office chair it is so fast.  So how many webmasters does it take to build a fast board.                | 
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