My New Girlfriend [PIC]

Linkster · 2005-08-10, 03:16 PM

Had to do it

Was out walking the property today and while wandering around the pond (about two acres of fishing) noticed I have a new guest

My New girl Ali

swedguy · 2005-08-10, 03:21 PM

Now THAT's cool. I would like to have a backyard like that

Take good care of her

Torn Rose · 2005-08-10, 03:24 PM

um... are you sure it's a SHE?

Did you look REAL close?

Surfn · 2005-08-10, 03:33 PM

Glad to see you're still here to post the pic

spookyx · 2005-08-10, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torn

um... are you sure it's a SHE?

Did you look REAL close?

knowing linkster he already "knows" her well i bet....

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swedguy · 2005-08-10, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torn

um... are you sure it's a SHE?

She looks vicious

Bill · 2005-08-10, 04:17 PM

A real cutie!

Maybe she'll eat up the cottonmouths...

All I got are great blue herons, watersnakes, and minks.

Agent · 2005-08-10, 04:32 PM

I'd hit it.

With a harpoon!

natalie · 2005-08-10, 05:03 PM

thats awesome! The closest I have to that is the croc hunters zoo down the road, contrary to what some ppl think we don't get crocs in the wild till you get way up north in Aust. You can't see how big it is in the pic.. how big you reckon it is Linkster?

Linkster · 2005-08-10, 05:11 PM

Torn - not positive - Im assuming from the way she's guarding her egg nest

Bill - thats the main reason Im keeping her - I was over-run with moccasins and while they really arent striking snakes, I just hate the idea that they had already killed one of my favorite pet dogs and you have to watch our for them when youre doing any tree cutting etc.

natalie - its not as big as it looks - probably about 3 foot body - real young - I have seen a second one although it is a lot smaller - they wont stick around more than a year or so - once they get too big they move on as I only have about 2 acres in the pond and thats really not enough for them to live in getting large

quest · 2005-08-10, 05:26 PM

Be careful getting a blowjob from that girl,
She may be a scrapper

Ben

GunnCat · 2005-08-10, 05:41 PM

Wow. All I got up here are foxes and coyotes and the occasional mountain lion or black bear to worry about. Though I don't worry about the last 2 at all, I do keep an eye on my cats for the previous 2.

Greenguy · 2005-08-10, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADK

I'd hit it.

With a harpoon!

I call JACKASSERY! I was just about to reply with "I'd Hit It!"

Useless - ban him for 3 days

Agent · 2005-08-10, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenguy

I call JACKASSERY! I was just about to reply with "I'd Hit It!"

Useless - ban him for 3 days

Great minds think a like!

Please don't ban me. I don't like the other boards. Many of them are full of sig whores and jackasses.

Agent · 2005-08-10, 06:41 PM

Come to think of it, we can both hit it.

You hit it from the front

Linkster · 2005-08-10, 07:23 PM

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."

The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered.

The man stood up again and made another offer."I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try". A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A woman timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle

graphicdude · 2005-08-10, 08:26 PM

Nice picture Linkster,

It was great seeing you at the show.

Linkster is the man, he prompted us to add Hosted Free Sites to our program!

Linkster · 2005-08-10, 08:57 PM

It was great seeing you again - wish I coulda spent some more time over there but had made so many promises I didnt want to screw up

MrYum · 2005-08-10, 09:31 PM

She's a hottie Linkster!

I've got a smaller version that likes to cruise the creek behind my house. They're almost cute in a prehistoric kinda way

GunnCat · 2005-08-11, 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linkster

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."

The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered.

The man stood up again and made another offer."I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try". A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A woman timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle

mwahahahahahahahaahah!~!!

Rocco · 2005-08-11, 03:26 AM

she's sooooo sweeeet

ponyman · 2005-08-11, 03:40 AM

What do you mean Mocassins aren't striking snakes?

digifan · 2005-08-11, 08:43 AM

Love the joke lol.. so your new girlfriend is the pond cleaner? Hmm thinking of getting one myself...

juggernaut · 2005-08-11, 01:08 PM

Cool. That thing is awesome. Although I would not put it past it eating your dogs. Even tho gators are not as agressive as a croc. But food is food, and everything is food to that thing lol.

SirMoby · 2005-08-11, 03:30 PM

She's got one big snapper

2005-08-10, 03:33 PM	#4
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2005-08-10, 04:32 PM	#8
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2005-08-10, 05:03 PM	#9
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2005-08-10, 05:11 PM	#10
Linkster NO! Im not a female - but being a dragon, I do eat them. Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sex Delta Posts: 5,084	Torn - not positive - Im assuming from the way she's guarding her egg nest Bill - thats the main reason Im keeping her - I was over-run with moccasins and while they really arent striking snakes, I just hate the idea that they had already killed one of my favorite pet dogs and you have to watch our for them when youre doing any tree cutting etc. natalie - its not as big as it looks - probably about 3 foot body - real young - I have seen a second one although it is a lot smaller - they wont stick around more than a year or so - once they get too big they move on as I only have about 2 acres in the pond and thats really not enough for them to live in getting large __________________ Pussy Chompers Porn Links NSCash

2005-08-10, 06:41 PM	#15
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2005-08-10, 03:21 PM	#2
swedguy Vagabond Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 2,374	Now THAT's cool. I would like to have a backyard like that Take good care of her

2005-08-10, 03:24 PM	#3
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	um... are you sure it's a SHE? Did you look REAL close?

2005-08-10, 04:17 PM	#7
Bill Selling porn allows me to stay in a constant state of Bliss - ain't that a trip! Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,914	A real cutie! Maybe she'll eat up the cottonmouths... All I got are great blue herons, watersnakes, and minks.

2005-08-10, 05:26 PM	#11
quest Trying is the first step towards failure Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: North of the Motor City, MI. Posts: 122	Be careful getting a blowjob from that girl, She may be a scrapper Ben

2005-08-10, 05:41 PM	#12
GunnCat You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 547	Wow. All I got up here are foxes and coyotes and the occasional mountain lion or black bear to worry about. Though I don't worry about the last 2 at all, I do keep an eye on my cats for the previous 2.

2005-08-10, 07:23 PM	#16
Linkster NO! Im not a female - but being a dragon, I do eat them. Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sex Delta Posts: 5,084	A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink." The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer."I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try". A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A woman timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle __________________ Pussy Chompers Porn Links NSCash

2005-08-10, 08:26 PM	#17
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2005-08-10, 08:57 PM	#18
Linkster NO! Im not a female - but being a dragon, I do eat them. Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sex Delta Posts: 5,084	It was great seeing you again - wish I coulda spent some more time over there but had made so many promises I didnt want to screw up __________________ Pussy Chompers Porn Links NSCash

2005-08-10, 09:31 PM	#19
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2005-08-11, 03:26 AM	#21
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2005-08-11, 03:40 AM	#22
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2005-08-11, 08:43 AM	#23
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2005-08-11, 01:08 PM	#24
juggernaut Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Central Jersey! If I was rich and powerful I would dress as my avatar does. Posts: 1,448	Cool. That thing is awesome. Although I would not put it past it eating your dogs. Even tho gators are not as agressive as a croc. But food is food, and everything is food to that thing lol.

2005-08-11, 03:30 PM	#25
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