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				The 21 words that sell
			 
			The all of em newsletter had a link to this good article 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			http://www.mainstreamwebmasters.com/article585.html It offers a list of the best words to use in advertising, and why they're important. If you're too lazy to read the article, here's the list: You/Your Money Health/Healthy Guarantee/Guaranteed Easy/Easily Free Yes Quick/Quickly Benefit Person's name Love Results Safe/safely Proven Fun New Save Now How-to Solution More Actually, that last sentence should have read: Yes, it's true! I can save you time, money and make your life easy by listing these proven words right now, absolutely free! ![]() 
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			 Ahhh ... sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
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			 Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip! 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 Yeah, good article. I try to work in a few of those on my gallery text. Can't really say I've noticed any difference although it makes sense to give it a try.  |viking| 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I'm thinking about a few other words that relate to adult like: 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Explicit Uncensored Extreme Insatiable Jenna 
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			 Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
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		 Great read, thanks! I tried to use a couple of those words a little while ago in my descriptions but it's still not enough time passed to tell the difference. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless 
			
			
		
			
			
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			  I have to try these on my sites. I Hope these help me get more traffic ![]() 
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			 Wheither you think you can or you think you can't, Your right. 
			
			
		
			
			
								
		
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		 Great post.. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	  I think it also depends on how you use them or word the text. I think many folks dont stop to think, we are just marketers. There are also tons of books out there to help in selling. Even the old ones still apply.ronnie  | 
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			 Progress rarely comes in buckets, it normally comes in teaspoons 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 Here's a site that elaborates more on how to use the words http://www.adcopywriting.com/Tutorials_List.htm   
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 You can now put whatever you want in this space :) 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
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		 Darn.  I was sure "man gravy" would be there. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 Are you sure you're an accredited and honored pornographer? 
			
			
		
			
			
								
		
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		 I've seen a similar list and there are a few from that one that I use all of the time that aren't on the list above... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	secret revealed exposed Great list BTW, I use mine alot ![]()  | 
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			 Lord help me, I'm just not that bright 
			
			
		
			
			
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		 Good stuff!   
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school? 
			
			
		
			
			
								
		
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 nice article though. 
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			 The sun? That's the hottest place on Earth 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
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		 well, arent you a downer....just kidding I think youre right though to some extent 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I do think the marketing message behind particular these words remains relevant: 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			1. Talk directly to your customer 2. Make their life easy, save them money, save them time. 3. Be reassuring 
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			 Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer. 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
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			 Lord help me, I'm just not that bright 
			
			
		
			
			
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 It starts out with the "board walk hawkers" of the days before television, then centers in on K-Tel, Ron Popeil, Ginzu Knife, etc, up to informercials and Ron's rotisserie machine. I use to laugh at those guys. Then I found out how much money they made. Any of us here would die to have 1/100th of what they make. Point is, they use those words. They did in the 40s on the boardwalks; they do now; and they still work. Popeil's "set it and forget it" phrase is just a 21st century way of saying "easy". He's sold over 10 million of those rotisseries so far. Imagine if he only netted a single dollar off of each sale! And I'm sure it's a lot more than that he's pocketed.  | 
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			 WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school? 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
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		 very cool article, bookmarking that! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 nice article need to try it out  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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