Recruits Sought for Porn Squad

Jim · 2005-09-20, 10:31 AM

The new squad will divert eight agents, a supervisor and assorted support staff to gather evidence against "manufacturers and purveyors" of pornography -- not the kind exploiting children, but the kind that depicts, and is marketed to, consenting adults.

"I guess this means we've won the war on terror," said one exasperated FBI agent, speaking on the condition of anonymity because poking fun at headquarters is not regarded as career-enhancing. "We must not need any more resources for espionage."

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...901570_pf.html

Torn Rose · 2005-09-20, 10:48 AM

USA USA USA!

ponygirl · 2005-09-20, 10:50 AM

awww...and here I thought I was going to get a chance to volunteer for something fun

I just don't get it - there are so many bad things in this world, let people have a bit of fun for cryin out loud

We don't hear much about this kind of stuff in Canada - we're too busy going after those awful pot smokers

Ponygirl

Surfn · 2005-09-20, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by ponygirl

We don't hear much about this kind of stuff in Canada - we're too busy going after those awful pot smokers

Ponygirl

Starz is running this old propaganda movie from the late 30]s on the evils of marijuana and how it drives a person insane. lol

Jim · 2005-09-20, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Surfn

Starz is running this old propaganda movie from the late 30]s on the evils of marijuana and how it drives a person insane. lol

Refer Madness...one of my favorite movies

ponygirl · 2005-09-20, 11:31 AM

hey, I'd be insane WITHOUT mj lol

I think it really boils down to accepting responsibility. I don't know that Canadians are any better, but it seems that some people in the US are making an art form out of blaming anyone/anything else for the bad (read sinful) things they do.

We are starting to have a real gun problem here, never mind porn & pot. It pisses me off to see our resources used to fight silly things when there's so much more to worry about.
Smoke a dube, surf the net, & whack off - what's the problem here??

Ponygirl

SirMoby · 2005-09-20, 11:43 AM

They're doing this to gain votes and take focus off of other areas such as corporate fraud where millions of Americans lost billions of dollars. Yes, congress has approved more money and resources to fight pornography then corporate fraud. They don't want people looking too closely at Haliburton or those that made bank from Enron and WorldCom.

It is nice to see The Post and the FBI pointing out the obvious

Great article!

Erick G · 2005-09-20, 12:32 PM

Here's another pefect example of why other country's laugh at us.

Useless · 2005-09-20, 01:33 PM

You know what the nice thing about being about being arrested for obscenity is? It's the only crime that you didn't realize you were breaking the law until they decided to call what you're doing criminal. And why are they doing this? Because it's pure fear mongering. They hope to scare us out of business because we have no black and white interpretion to go buy. What may be fine is one court is going to be obscene in another. The outcome will be purely the luck of the draw.

Fuck you George Bush.
Fuck you Dick Cheney, you bald-headed rat.
Fuck you Alberto Gonzalez.
Fuck all of you, you loathesome cucksuckers.

SirMoby · 2005-09-20, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Erick G

Here's another pefect example of why other country's laugh at us.

Not all countries. I'm sure that repressive countries like Iraq, North Korea, Afgahnastan, Libya, Cuba and many others agree with taking resources away from corporate crime and squashing free speech is a good thing.

urb · 2005-09-20, 04:30 PM

I know some people who wouldn't dream of surfing pornography. Some people live very sheltered lives. I can remember my Mom asking me what some graffiti said on a wall... so I told her... "It says cunt", then she asked me what "cunt" meant!

Another example... who in their right mind wouldn't change their name if they were this person?
http://mirrors.meepzorp.com/coldwell...om/gaye-males/

Sometimes we forget how broad minded we have become in this profession.

But throwing money into fighting porn will cost lives, when there are not enough resources left to deal with the real threats to society.

Useless · 2005-09-20, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by urb

But throwing money into fighting porn will cost lives...

Yes it will, because THEY'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE. OK, I will be whimpering and pissing myself at the very least.

docholly · 2005-09-20, 04:37 PM

just trying to put 1 in the "win" column since all the others are such miserable failures..

i have a cam girl who's husband is and agent in the FBI field office in the midwest.. he should apply.. lmao..

Lemmy · 2005-09-20, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by urb

Another example... who in their right mind wouldn't change their name if they were this person?
http://mirrors.meepzorp.com/coldwell...om/gaye-males/

That's too funny!

domweb · 2005-09-21, 07:58 AM

The new boss, same as the old boss:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...091901570.html

Utah wants to take your porn AND booze away:

http://www.sltrib.com/search/ci_3039957

Three plus more years! Yay!

Let's keep voting conservative and maybe we can get them to ban contraception soon!

ArtWilliams · 2005-09-21, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by ponygirl

awww...and here I thought I was going to get a chance to volunteer for something fun

I just don't get it - there are so many bad things in this world, let people have a bit of fun for cryin out loud

We don't hear much about this kind of stuff in Canada - we're too busy going after those awful pot smokers

Ponygirl

Christ, don't get me started. Here in Canada, you can steal C$1.5 million from the taxpayers, plead guilty and not do a single day in jail! Of course, as part of your sentence, you have to teach a course in ethics at a university though! Anyone from Canada knows the Government scandal of which I am talking.

---art

ArtWilliams · 2005-09-21, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Yes it will, because THEY'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE. OK, I will be whimpering and pissing myself at the very least.

A new niche site - Porn Busters! These "agents" probe and investigate tawdry US code "violations". See explicit pics of vids of UW as he is "interrogated" by the squad. Explicit whimpering and pissing scenes!

---art

ponygirl · 2005-09-21, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by artwilliams

Christ, don't get me started. Here in Canada, you can steal C$1.5 million from the taxpayers, plead guilty and not do a single day in jail! Of course, as part of your sentence, you have to teach a course in ethics at a university though! Anyone from Canada knows the Government scandal of which I am talking.

---art

oh yes...that's what you have to do here to get a job, dontcha know

Maybe we should get some doctors who have lost their licences to teach medicine too. Or hell, just re-instate them, we do have a shortage, ya know.

Classic do as I say not as I do attitude.

Bunch of hypocrites

Ponygirl

SirMoby · 2005-09-21, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by artwilliams

Christ, don't get me started. Here in Canada, you can steal C$1.5 million from the taxpayers, plead guilty and not do a single day in jail!---art

That's a drop in the bucket. The Vice President's old company Halliburton still hasn't explained the US$1.8 Billion in unexplained expenses in Iraq.

$1.5 million is just pork but you would think that 1,000 times that might be important.

Jel · 2005-09-21, 01:39 PM

Classic - 'Don't putter around with your largest investment, call Gaye Males today'

Jim - interesting article, thanks for sharing that.

Platinum Sam · 2005-09-21, 02:26 PM

This story is a complete B.S. I don't blame the FBI agents for being relunctant to take on this assignment. It's so stupid!!!

cosmiccat · 2005-09-21, 03:50 PM

If it wasn't so ridiculous, it might actually be funny!

urb · 2005-09-29, 08:22 AM

Eight field agents? Sounds like a token investment to me.

They could run the entire national porn squad through an 8 port router.

SirMoby · 2005-09-29, 11:19 AM

I wonder is I can sign up for the squad. I bet I know more about porn then they do.

urb · 2005-09-29, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by SirMoby

I wonder is I can sign up for the squad. I bet I know more about porn then they do.

And you're in DC

maybe you should email them? I'm sure they'd be highly interested in your resume.

Poacher becomes Gamekeeper kinda senario.

2005-09-20, 10:31 AM	#1
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	Recruits Sought for Porn Squad The new squad will divert eight agents, a supervisor and assorted support staff to gather evidence against "manufacturers and purveyors" of pornography -- not the kind exploiting children, but the kind that depicts, and is marketed to, consenting adults. "I guess this means we've won the war on terror," said one exasperated FBI agent, speaking on the condition of anonymity because poking fun at headquarters is not regarded as career-enhancing. "We must not need any more resources for espionage." http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...901570_pf.html

2005-09-20, 10:50 AM	#3
ponygirl on vacation Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 2,095	awww...and here I thought I was going to get a chance to volunteer for something fun I just don't get it - there are so many bad things in this world, let people have a bit of fun for cryin out loud We don't hear much about this kind of stuff in Canada - we're too busy going after those awful pot smokers Ponygirl __________________ Submit Your Porn I do CSS coding Hosting - JMB Scripts - Tube Site Resources

2005-09-20, 11:31 AM	#6
ponygirl on vacation Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 2,095	hey, I'd be insane WITHOUT mj lol I think it really boils down to accepting responsibility. I don't know that Canadians are any better, but it seems that some people in the US are making an art form out of blaming anyone/anything else for the bad (read sinful) things they do. We are starting to have a real gun problem here, never mind porn & pot. It pisses me off to see our resources used to fight silly things when there's so much more to worry about. Smoke a dube, surf the net, & whack off - what's the problem here?? Ponygirl __________________ Submit Your Porn I do CSS coding Hosting - JMB Scripts - Tube Site Resources

2005-09-20, 12:32 PM	#8
Erick G Look maah I moved out and got my own space:) Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 555	Here's another pefect example of why other country's laugh at us. __________________ Exclusive Feeds

2005-09-20, 01:33 PM	#9
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	You know what the nice thing about being about being arrested for obscenity is? It's the only crime that you didn't realize you were breaking the law until they decided to call what you're doing criminal. And why are they doing this? Because it's pure fear mongering. They hope to scare us out of business because we have no black and white interpretion to go buy. What may be fine is one court is going to be obscene in another. The outcome will be purely the luck of the draw. Fuck you George Bush. Fuck you Dick Cheney, you bald-headed rat. Fuck you Alberto Gonzalez. Fuck all of you, you loathesome cucksuckers. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-09-20, 10:48 AM	#2
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	USA USA USA!

2005-09-20, 11:43 AM	#7
SirMoby Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 2,706	They're doing this to gain votes and take focus off of other areas such as corporate fraud where millions of Americans lost billions of dollars. Yes, congress has approved more money and resources to fight pornography then corporate fraud. They don't want people looking too closely at Haliburton or those that made bank from Enron and WorldCom. It is nice to see The Post and the FBI pointing out the obvious Great article!

2005-09-20, 04:30 PM	#11
urb All the way from Room 101 Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,557	I know some people who wouldn't dream of surfing pornography. Some people live very sheltered lives. I can remember my Mom asking me what some graffiti said on a wall... so I told her... "It says cunt", then she asked me what "cunt" meant! Another example... who in their right mind wouldn't change their name if they were this person? http://mirrors.meepzorp.com/coldwell...om/gaye-males/ Sometimes we forget how broad minded we have become in this profession. But throwing money into fighting porn will cost lives, when there are not enough resources left to deal with the real threats to society. __________________

2005-09-20, 04:37 PM	#13
docholly Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Sin-City USA Posts: 4,973	just trying to put 1 in the "win" column since all the others are such miserable failures.. i have a cam girl who's husband is and agent in the FBI field office in the midwest.. he should apply.. lmao.. __________________ Support Indie Porn Sites OMGoddess You know you need some Bling!!

2005-09-21, 07:58 AM	#15
domweb I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES Join Date: May 2004 Location: Midwest USA Posts: 85	The FBI Porn Squad and Prohibition The new boss, same as the old boss: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...091901570.html Utah wants to take your porn AND booze away: http://www.sltrib.com/search/ci_3039957 Three plus more years! Yay! Let's keep voting conservative and maybe we can get them to ban contraception soon! __________________ gender enigma relaunching July 17. 2009...ish

2005-09-21, 01:39 PM	#20
Jel I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: London, United Kingdom Posts: 1,895	Classic - 'Don't putter around with your largest investment, call Gaye Males today' Jim - interesting article, thanks for sharing that.

2005-09-21, 02:26 PM	#21
Platinum Sam Banned Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 17	This story is a complete B.S. I don't blame the FBI agents for being relunctant to take on this assignment. It's so stupid!!!

2005-09-21, 03:50 PM	#22
cosmiccat You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Arizona Posts: 351	If it wasn't so ridiculous, it might actually be funny!

2005-09-29, 08:22 AM	#23
urb All the way from Room 101 Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,557	Eight field agents? Sounds like a token investment to me. They could run the entire national porn squad through an 8 port router. __________________

2005-09-29, 11:19 AM	#24
SirMoby Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 2,706	I wonder is I can sign up for the squad. I bet I know more about porn then they do.