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2007-12-19, 07:03 AM
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Banned
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Happy Birthday Useless Warrior, froglist, codemonkey and Beatrix
Happy Birthday
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2007-12-19, 07:07 AM
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I like work, it fascinates me, I can sit and look at it for hours...
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 Happy Birthday UW !!!  |
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2007-12-19, 07:25 AM
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~Serving Up Sinful Sex ~
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Happy Birthday Useless and the rest of you!
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2007-12-19, 07:28 AM
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Bonged
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Have a good one UW
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2007-12-19, 07:32 AM
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Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
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Happy birthday to Useless and the rest too.
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2007-12-19, 07:38 AM
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i fucking told i type to fucking fast wtf
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Happy Brithday
Have a good one Useless
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2007-12-19, 07:49 AM
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Lonewolf Internet Sales
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Hey UW, Happy B'day
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2007-12-19, 08:04 AM
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You can't disprove anything with evidence that doesn't exist
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Happy Bday UW!
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2007-12-19, 08:15 AM
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If heaven ain't alot like Dixie, I ain't goin!
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Happy Birthday Useless!
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2007-12-19, 08:24 AM
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Happy Birthday UW.
and Best Wishes to all.
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2007-12-19, 08:29 AM
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on vacation
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happy bd UW have a great one!!
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2007-12-19, 08:40 AM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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Happy Birthday Useless and to the others as well.
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2007-12-19, 09:05 AM
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Formerly known as TekAngel
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Happy Birthday All!
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2007-12-19, 09:07 AM
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Life is good
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Have a Useless Birthday. Happy Birthday to all.
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2007-12-19, 09:11 AM
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Certified Nice Person
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Ah yes, it's that day again - a day that some (mostly me) would compare to the birth of Jesus, that teddy bear-looking fellow Mohammed, or the guy who came up with the idea of pulling a cock out of chick #1's ass, blowing your load in chick #2's mouth, having her snowball it into chick #3's mouth, then having her spit it back into the recently fucked asshole of chick #1, and finally chick #1 cum farts it onto the tits of the girl who passed out on the couch earlier and has the word CUNT written on her forehead with red magic marker. (Wait- that sounds like how I would have described a Ponygirl or Preacher free site |shocking|)
I thank you all for your kind wishes, but really, instead of wasting your time saying Happy Birthday, why not make it easy on yourselves and slide $100 in to my Epass account? (Individually - not as a group. I have a big wish list.) I'm 37 today, which means I've already lived more years than I have remaining. I'm not one of those people who minds growing a little bit older each year, but I have one issue that I find troubling. I've hardly had any sex with teen girls during the first 37, so how likely is it that I'm going to get any in the next 30 or so? The outlook is grim. Thank the gods for pornography.  Thank you all. 
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2007-12-19, 09:18 AM
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"Young dumb and full of cum"
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ROTFLMAO
. You have a very creative mind and I like it. That reply is one to remember. Happy Birthday UW .
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2007-12-19, 09:24 AM
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They have the Internet on computers, now?
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Happy Birthday All
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2007-12-19, 09:31 AM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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Happy B-Day Useless and everyone else!
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2007-12-19, 09:34 AM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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Well if enough of us slip you $100 you can bang all the teens you want!
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2007-12-19, 09:39 AM
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Bow Ties Are Cool
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May you all enjoy your day of life
UW, I kept trying to slide a $100 bill into my laptop but it keeps falling back on my lap. I took that as a sign that I am suppose to keep it Maybe Papagmp can help you out with one of his fresh models. |
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2007-12-19, 09:43 AM
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The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
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Happy Happy Joy Joy!
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2007-12-19, 11:33 AM
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That which does not kill us, will try, try again.
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2007-12-19, 11:51 AM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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Happy Birthday UW
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2007-12-19, 11:57 AM
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There's Xanax in my thurible!
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Being as it's your birthday, you should take the day off.  Have a good one! |
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2007-12-19, 01:43 PM
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Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus
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UW..  After reading UW's gracious RESPONSE and Preacher's reply -- I fear that the Orleans and Vegas will NEVER ever be the same.  Quote:
Who knew I could get grossed out in a Happy Birthday thread... |raygun| |
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