Good Friday Everyone!

Greenguy · 2004-02-20, 07:14 AM

Happy Happy Joy Joy Friday to everyone

I have no plans for today - I might try & tidy up the pool house since I have Murray from MegaPornLinks coming in from Australia next week for a visit before we go off to WrestleMania XX

As most of you know, my Pool House has no toilet & seeing as it's winter, telling the girls to go pee in the Porta Potty is kinda cruel - LOL - so I ordered one of these yesterday:
http://www.campingworld.com/browse/s...fm?skunum=4153
I told The Bitch it was ither this or a Zip Lock bag - I'm sick of not using my bar during the winter!

Surfn · 2004-02-20, 07:18 AM

TGIF Folks

This has been a week of hell for me.

GG

I'm making a mental note NOT to take anything home from your house in a baggy

Cleo · 2004-02-20, 08:05 AM

Now that is what I want a toilet that can be carried that way I can carry my shit with me.

My ex that had her PC killed by viruses is ordering a Mac Powerbook. All she does is use it for e-mail, web, and Word files so she should be very happy. Wait this means that I end up becoming her free tech support. Never mind Macs suck, all my friends need to only own PCs.

Good Morning All.

Cleo · 2004-02-20, 08:40 AM

Since taking a shit seems to be the topic of today I thought that I should share the lyrics from a FisherSpooner song that I own.

Quote:

Megacolon

Moaning and a heaving on a hot sticky can
I'm craving chocolate Ex-Lax and my GE fan
I'm tagging on the wall how I got in this jam
It said MSG money, margaritas and my man

Storing up my supper, coffee and my snacks
The shit's piling up, kinda feels like a cramp
Instant relief is what I need to ease
The megacolon that's inside of me

Nightmares of my dinner at the China Doll
Thinking about my wardrobe gonna get at the mall
TV Guide, Cosmo, I'm running out of mags
And I just smoke a pack of my cool fags

Finger in my hole, getting into the dig
There's cum stain on my panties, and jizz in my wig
My man calls me cherry, thinks I'm uptight
But I'm gonna blow him off cause I'm dynamite

She's Sandra H, not Sandra D
And my Lady's Y-Von standing next to me
She said: "Holy shit," I said: "Yes that is it,"
Now Megacolon is a big, big hit

Megacolon

Thinking about my man it really make me sick
The shit got soft, steamy slick
It came out in a blast that was really foul
Forget the white cloud I need the bounty towel

I need a new life, I gotta reform,
I can't take my strife in this thunderstorm
I gotta be strong, gotta be brave
Don't wanna bear the title: "Miss Toilet slave."

I'm Sandra H, not Sandra D
With my Lady Y-von standing next to me
We are five white girl, ruling in New York City
Our rhymes are tough but our faces are pretty

We were hanging out in bars, looking for a groom,
When we met each other in the ladies room
She said: "Holy shit," I said: "Yes that is it,"
Now Megacolon is a big, big hit.

If you have iTunes installed here is the track
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/M...ItemId=1268702

Jim · 2004-02-20, 10:25 AM

Nice Toilet for the Women, Greenie.
It's like a heat wave here today. We are expecting rain so I may be running the big pump tonight. That is always a treat for all living in the house...a gas powered pump that pumps 20,000 Gallons/Hour running 24 hours/day without a muffler.

On top of that, I have to fill it with gas every 4 hours.

Surfn · 2004-02-20, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jim
Nice Toilet for the Women, Greenie.
It's like a heat wave here today. We are expecting rain so I may be running the big pump tonight. That is always a treat for all living in the house...a gas powered pump that pumps 20,000 Gallons/Hour running 24 hours/day without a muffler.

On top of that, I have to fill it with gas every 4 hours.

Told ya yesterday

|Jim

MrMaryLou · 2004-02-20, 01:01 PM

Hello all

Jim one word midas LOL

Cleo · 2004-02-20, 01:04 PM

Looks like we are starting this weekend off with toilets and gas.

Personally I have this sudden urge to go shopping for some new active wear.

2004-02-20, 07:14 AM	#1
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	Good Friday Everyone! Happy Happy Joy Joy Friday to everyone I have no plans for today - I might try & tidy up the pool house since I have Murray from MegaPornLinks coming in from Australia next week for a visit before we go off to WrestleMania XX As most of you know, my Pool House has no toilet & seeing as it's winter, telling the girls to go pee in the Porta Potty is kinda cruel - LOL - so I ordered one of these yesterday: http://www.campingworld.com/browse/s...fm?skunum=4153 I told The Bitch it was ither this or a Zip Lock bag - I'm sick of not using my bar during the winter! __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2004-02-20, 08:05 AM	#3
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	Now that is what I want a toilet that can be carried that way I can carry my shit with me. My ex that had her PC killed by viruses is ordering a Mac Powerbook. All she does is use it for e-mail, web, and Word files so she should be very happy. Wait this means that I end up becoming her free tech support. Never mind Macs suck, all my friends need to only own PCs. Good Morning All. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

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2004-02-20, 01:04 PM	#8
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	Looks like we are starting this weekend off with toilets and gas. Personally I have this sudden urge to go shopping for some new active wear. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2004-02-20, 07:18 AM	#2
Surfn If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Earth on occasion Posts: 8,812	TGIF Folks This has been a week of hell for me. GG I'm making a mental note NOT to take anything home from your house in a baggy

2004-02-20, 10:25 AM	#5
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	Nice Toilet for the Women, Greenie. It's like a heat wave here today. We are expecting rain so I may be running the big pump tonight. That is always a treat for all living in the house...a gas powered pump that pumps 20,000 Gallons/Hour running 24 hours/day without a muffler. On top of that, I have to fill it with gas every 4 hours.