Giant rats, giant penises, It must be Monday 20121210

Cleo · 2012-12-10, 07:42 AM

Spent all day yesterday cleaning house. Fuck I'm sore.

Yesterday the sink in our garage wouldn't drain so I stuck a plumber's blow bag down the drain and turned on the hose. Went outside to see if the water was going down the sewer and not coming out the vent pipe on the roof when I spotted a bunch of huge rats coming out of the vent pipe. Drain is unclogged, not sure how the rats are doing.

Found this on Facebook yesterday.

Just a day of work planned since I'm too sore to move and didn't get any work done yesterday.

Greenguy · 2012-12-10, 08:48 AM

Cleo: I have one simple question with just one simple word: WHY?

Morning

I can't possibly follow Cleo's post, so I'm just going back to work

Cleo · 2012-12-10, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenie

Cleo: I have one simple question with just one simple word: WHY?

Tapirs have giant prehensile penises and don't live in the sewers but rats do live in the sewers and don't have giant prehensile penises. Makes perfect sense to me.

“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

cthulhu_waves · 2012-12-10, 10:56 AM

Rats this big?

Simon · 2012-12-10, 11:03 AM

Good morning world

Sore and tired today from helping a neighbor lady move some things to her new place on the other side of the island. I should go to the grocery store today but I'm probably just going to stay here and work since I don't feel like shopping for food. I think I'll wind up ordering something delivered later and then hit the couch to recover. Plus there's always the hope that today's mail will contain checks so tomorrow I can do groceries plus the bank in one trip. Netflix sent me The Raven so maybe I'll watch that later.

Wishing a good week to all.

Greenguy · 2012-12-10, 11:20 AM

ta·pir
A nocturnal hoofed mammal with a stout body, sturdy limbs, and a short flexible proboscis, native to the forests of tropical America and Malaysia

Cleo · 2012-12-10, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenie

ta·pir
A nocturnal hoofed mammal with a stout body, sturdy limbs, and a short flexible proboscis, native to the forests of tropical America and Malaysia

And looks like this,

ArtWilliams · 2012-12-10, 11:35 AM

No giant rats or humungous animal penises here. Thank Gawd.

I feel rough this morning for no good reason. That's it for now. Have a good one!

Fonz · 2012-12-10, 11:43 AM

Good afternoon,

I had a guy came over with a tractor and a trailer to suck up all the shit in our sceptic tank. That's a job I don't envy, shitsucker. The hose he used looked a bit like a tapir penis.
Other than that I did the usual things I do when I'm not at the demolition job. So I didn't do that much today

Have a good day all!

mOrrI · 2012-12-10, 12:12 PM

OK!....
Ok!....

Mind block!...

Ok!

JustRobert · 2012-12-10, 02:00 PM

Good Day

Looks lovely outside, the sun is out, skies look blue and no giant rats or tapir penises that I can see thru the window so I may need to venture out for a drive along the coast just to check

After that it will be more work as usual.

And I just love Monty Phython, thanks for the flashback Cleo!

2012-12-10, 07:42 AM	#1
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	Giant rats, giant penises, It must be Monday 20121210 Spent all day yesterday cleaning house. Fuck I'm sore. Yesterday the sink in our garage wouldn't drain so I stuck a plumber's blow bag down the drain and turned on the hose. Went outside to see if the water was going down the sewer and not coming out the vent pipe on the roof when I spotted a bunch of huge rats coming out of the vent pipe. Drain is unclogged, not sure how the rats are doing. Found this on Facebook yesterday. Just a day of work planned since I'm too sore to move and didn't get any work done yesterday. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2012-12-10, 08:48 AM	#2
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	Cleo: I have one simple question with just one simple word: WHY? Morning I can't possibly follow Cleo's post, so I'm just going back to work __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2012-12-10, 11:03 AM	#5
Simon That which does not kill us, will try, try again. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Conch Republic Posts: 5,150	Good morning world Sore and tired today from helping a neighbor lady move some things to her new place on the other side of the island. I should go to the grocery store today but I'm probably just going to stay here and work since I don't feel like shopping for food. I think I'll wind up ordering something delivered later and then hit the couch to recover. Plus there's always the hope that today's mail will contain checks so tomorrow I can do groceries plus the bank in one trip. Netflix sent me The Raven so maybe I'll watch that later. Wishing a good week to all. __________________ "If you're happy and you know it, think again." -- Guru Pitka

2012-12-10, 11:20 AM	#6
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	ta·pir A nocturnal hoofed mammal with a stout body, sturdy limbs, and a short flexible proboscis, native to the forests of tropical America and Malaysia __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2012-12-10, 11:43 AM	#9
Fonz Former pr0n slinger. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Antwerp, Belgium Posts: 7,932	Good afternoon, I had a guy came over with a tractor and a trailer to suck up all the shit in our sceptic tank. That's a job I don't envy, shitsucker. The hose he used looked a bit like a tapir penis. Other than that I did the usual things I do when I'm not at the demolition job. So I didn't do that much today Have a good day all! __________________ See how I abuse little trees on my Shumi no Bonsai Blog

2012-12-10, 10:56 AM	#4
cthulhu_waves Banned Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: San Francisco CA Posts: 466	Rats this big?

2012-12-10, 11:35 AM	#8
ArtWilliams You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 6,244	No giant rats or humungous animal penises here. Thank Gawd. I feel rough this morning for no good reason. That's it for now. Have a good one!

2012-12-10, 12:12 PM	#10
mOrrI You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Portugal Posts: 1,083	OK!.... Ok!.... Mind block!... Ok! __________________

2012-12-10, 02:00 PM	#11
JustRobert Bow Ties Are Cool Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: California Posts: 9,653	Good Day Looks lovely outside, the sun is out, skies look blue and no giant rats or tapir penises that I can see thru the window so I may need to venture out for a drive along the coast just to check After that it will be more work as usual. And I just love Monty Phython, thanks for the flashback Cleo! __________________ Submit Your Galleries To The Erotic To Naughty Network!