I Have A Dilemma

[T Pat]

My wife's daughter told her cousin what I'm doing for a living, cousin told another cousin and that cousin told her very religiose mother (wife's sister)
Now we are hearing through the grapevine that the sister is soliciting other family members to come to San Diego and do some kind of intervention
because I'm going to hell and dragging the wife into eternal damnation with me.
Bottom line not everyone needs to know what I do for a living|rasta|