So, Skippy called me today

[Head Boy]

I didn't realise that I was important enough to warrant a thread like this.

It certainly wasn't me that phoned. I haven't been in America since I drove from San Francisco to Tallahassee quite a few years ago, and I don't have any plans to visit any trade show this year. You're probably wise not wanting an evening of drinking with me because I guess my hard drinking days are over, but you might find dinner surprisingly entertaining. I'm not sure who the "we" is either, my current partner is a landscape artist, and she has nothing to do with the adult biz.