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[Trev]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I'm such a cocksucker... I just called the building inspector and reported the house across the road for not having a proper 'parking pad'. He agreed that the owner should have provided a legal hardened parking surface before leasing his apartments. He's going to gather the info and work on this over the next couple of days.

That dimwit landlord should have heeded my warning. I told him, "get those stupid croth rocket riding bastards to stop parking in front my goddamned house or I'll be the worse fucking neighbor you'll ever have."

I told my other neighbors, the Toms, about my conversation with house's owner and they said that I'm easily the worst neighbor they've ever had - and I like them.

You and my dearly departed grandmother would have gotten along great. Between the 2 of you, you would have had that street on lockdown in no time.