The new pope is elected

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Originally Posted by Mr. Blue

Is he dead yet?

Oops, sorry, but this Pope's got about as much shelf life as jizz on the roof of a car in Phoenix during summer time. We'll be watching him turn stiff 3 years from now and I doubt there will be much fanfare for this one.

Way to pick a Pope

I think we need a 'Guess when the Pope is going to die' thread. The winner gets a free, albeit brief, trip to the pearly gates where he/she will get to watch the pontiff attempt to explain his way out of the whole Nazi thing before being exiled to the underworld.

Of course, everyone's concept of heaven and hell are different. In reality, heaven is your first day on broadband. Hell is having your server go down, only to realize that your host's support system was on the same server as you.