Lorshasworld.com first shot at a free site. Critique please!

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Howdy neighbor I live in Glens Falls, but don't worry - I'll promise not to stalk you if you promise not to stalk me.

I'm seeing two problems. First, you really want the free site to be in a folder all its own and the warning page to be index.html. Second, a couple of those banners will get you rejected due to looking like thumbs. Otherwise, I'd say it's a fairly tasty wife...ehem...free site.