Anybody ever out-sourced their grunt work?

[Cleo]

I'm thinking off outsourcing my life. Looking at how the software companies are doing it I believe I could get someone from India to live my life for me for about $100 per month. I realize that I may have to pay them a bit more if gong to the gym is included and it might be a bit hard finding someone since I'm a vegetarian.

I figure that by paying someone well under $200 per month to live my life instead of the rather outrages amount that at present it is costing me I could live a whole lot cheaper being me and then stash away a whole fucking shit load of cash for early retirement.

Off to go check out the Indian classifieds…