I Finally Know What It Feels Like To Be A Trump Supporter.

[Greenguy]

Let me explain...

On Wednesday, I see this on Twitter. It's a video of saying that we've won the war in Syria & our troops are coming home & coming home now. 3 things immediately ran thru my mind:
1 - I don't like war. I can't think of anyone I know that likes war. This is great!
2 - Troops are coming home now? A week before Christmas? That's fucking great for them & their families! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
3 - We won! USA!! USA!! USA!!
I have no problem with any of this & I'm basically thinking that he's finally done something I agree with.

On Thursday, little things start to trickle out...
Israel's pissed we're pulling out. Aren't we friends with them?
Russian's happy we're pulling out. Well, that can't be good.
Another "Mission Accomplished"? Oh no.....
Defense Secretary James Mattis resigned? OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!!

So for about 12 hours, based only on what fucktard said on the Twitter, I'll admit I was a supporter (good thing I slept for 8 of those 12). And I should know better. I mean, really - it's fucking Twitter, which is now the only widely used Social Media platform where you can still openly post dick pics #RIPTumbler. It never crossed my mind to go to any legit news source & get more info. I know I bought into it because he's actually telling the truth, since this is one of those things that he can't really lie about, like basically everything else (unless he didn't pardon those turkeys last month...)

Moral of the story: Even if it sounds like good news, if it comes from 's mouth, feel free to bet your life that it's not.