Can you believe it? I witnessed a bank robbery today

[Jim]

I was at our local store that has a small bank branch in it today at about 3. I checked out and some guy walked toward me with a hooded sweatshirt on and the hood was up. He had a bandanna covering all of his face except his eyes. And, he carried a garbage bag that looked kind of like a rifle. I looked at him and my mind must have been on vacation or something. I just couldn't figure out why anyone would be dressed like that

When I got to the parking lot, police cars came racing in. And yet, I still just drove home and told my wife about it. After thinking about it, I thought...could he have been robbing the bank? And sure enough...it was just on the news I just keep thinking that I should have tackled the little cocksucker

Doesn't really matter though...he was caught within an hour.

On a good note...my wife is thinking I could have been killed today and has been extra nice