According to an email I just got...

[cockNballs]

I miss the good old days when I couild add inches to my penis to make my partner happy

or

grow boobs

still get the mortgage ones, I'm always approved even though they sometimes get my name wrong

and those new Rolex ones...all the time

and I no longer get the ones from weird names like

superstisous medicine but did get a chance to buy some more viagra from a Brain Lamb this morning