I want a job

Useless · 2005-01-31, 01:14 PM

Hire me.

I'd expect pay commensurate with my skills. In other words, I'm cheap.

I really want a company car, preferably one with a popular brewery decal on each side.

Something with extensive European travel would be great. There was a point at which I could speak German at the Kindergarten or first grade level, but now I'm more along the lines of a toddler, just learning to toddle. Ich habe eine Panne. Bitte mir ein Schleppwagen anrufen!

2005-01-31, 01:14 PM	#1
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	I want a job Hire me. I'd expect pay commensurate with my skills. In other words, I'm cheap. I really want a company car, preferably one with a popular brewery decal on each side. Something with extensive European travel would be great. There was a point at which I could speak German at the Kindergarten or first grade level, but now I'm more along the lines of a toddler, just learning to toddle. Ich habe eine Panne. Bitte mir ein Schleppwagen anrufen! __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.