I hate PHP

[spazlabz]

ya know, sometimes, when you get up at 2 am because something needs to get done and your sitting around attempting to focus on your screen.......a funny thought pops into your head (if your like me)
"I bet a PHP script can do that" is the type of thought I have. Simple enough right? unless your like me, in as much as I know what PHP is.....its a script right? a language special people called 'programmers' or 'coders' use to make life easier......yeah, it makes life easier.
Then why is it (since the most PHP I can type is the three letters "PHP") that this script that is supposed to make my life easier always seems to complicate it beyond all reasonably acceptable levels?
Here is the deal, you ask a question requiring a yes or no answer to a 'coder', example:

"Will the script allow me to say import a freesite using the special code put in the links so that the script will generate the affiliates link code on all the links to the tours on all four pages?"

A well worded and well thought out question if ever there was one right? (thats why I am an affiliate manager!)
the answer invariably goes like this:
"yes" or "no" LOL I am kidding! you NEVER get that answer, instead you get something like:
" I will look into it and get back to you."

LIES!! all LIES!! heh heh 6 weeks later you get a 'maybe' and your thrilled with that answer LOL

so does anyone else here HATE PHP??