Installing Wordpress

[Ms Naughty]

To quote from Boogie's tutorial in the other thread:

Most trained monkeys can use wordpress.

OK Good. But this particular trained monkey downloaded Wordpress and, being a complete code nancy, I had no idea what to do next.

My blog is Ms Naughty's Blog and it makes use of a very simple PHP code that I got from WebOverdrive last year. It's actually a miracle that I managed to get it to work.

Now the archives are starting to get large and creaky and I really need to move up in the world.

Unfortunately the readme instructions for Wordpress are along the lines of
1. Open Wordpress zip
2. Install it.

Can anyone here give me an idiot's step by step guide to making Wordpress work?

Thankee.