The trick to remembering how old you are is being born in a year that ends in zero.
Yup, yup, yup. That's why I decided to give birth to myself in 1970. I wasn't hatched until December so even though I'm technically 34, I pretty much call myself 35 all year. I live for simplicity. The wife will of course correct me since the older I am ,the older she is.
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