What I got out of Vegas

[Useless]

Originally Posted by T Pat

Preacher won't just blindly take directions like Useless

He WILL and he will like it! Ok, that's not true. He and I get along very well, but I'd say that the only thing that we truly have in common is a dark, twisted sense of humor. We're friends, but we don't currently have any common projects, nor have we ever. And for the record, he snores much, much louder than I.

D2222222222(ad infinitum) is a super nice guy, but he smiles too much. I'm always disturbed by anyone who appears to be in a constant state of enjoyment. I'm always miserable, so why is D2222 smiling? Of course, both Preacher and his redheaded metrosexual friend will tell you that D2222 made this trip a much better experience for me by going out of his way to drag a scantly clad nympho away from the bar and bringing her to me. By the way: I showed my wife the YouTube video you posted and she said, "I didn't think that she'd be thaaat skanky." So next time, find a classier web whore who is willing to molest me.

RedCherry is an absolute doll. She's a beautiful woman with a wonderfully warm smile. Though I can't disclose the finer points of our conversation on SEO and link listing, I can tell you that she and I plan on bringing a wrath of fire and mayhem upon those who dare to have more traffic than us.

MadHatter made the single greatest impression on me. By appearance alone, you'd never be able to judge the man inside the shell. He's a broad shouldered figure - a fighter's build with tattooed arms. Combine that with the bald head and goatee, and you're dealing with an imposing man. People who are accustomed to assessing threat or "sizing up" other men would rather fight a 20 year-old with a similar build. A sixty year-old man with type of structure is typically the kind of guy that you'd better knock out with the first punch or else he is going to punish you severely. However, when MadHatter speaks, you realize that you are dealing with an extremely warm and welcoming person. He's intelligent, a true thinker and philosopher. His words, his smile and his eyes communicate to you a man who has an amazing understanding of, and relationship with, the world around him. This is a man who enjoys life and living and talking to him makes you want to reach that same level of enlightenment.

My buddy, DocHolly, is a real sweetheart and a great hostess. I don't even know what people do who don't have DocHolly to keep everyone connected.

T Pat is always insightful. Like me, he doesn't like to show all of his cards on the board, so it's nice to sit and chat with him and have the opportunity to discuss hard-earned information and accidental discoveries. And you have to love how laid back Pat is. I've never been comfortable in my skin. Seeing how Pat and MadHatter carry themselves makes me think that type of transformation must occur with age and experience.

Who is this Ramster person? He's obviously a very friendly, knowledgeable and successful guy. And as much as I like him, I never really say much to him because I don't think we have anything in common. Preacher, who is a far better business person than I am (as if that's saying much), picked on me for having access to a guy like Ramster and not picking his mind for nuggets of wisdom. But I'm not a networker and I don't think I have anything to offer someone like Ramster in return. I simply like seeing board friends and showing them that I'm not a psychotic keyboard warrior. I'm just psychotic.

I'm still mad that MML got on the calendar. Why would they choose him when a sexy, sexy man like me would make such a wonderful cover model? It was nice to see the MaryLous again, even though MML tried to throw me in by mentioning the links to a certain site while I was talking to Jay. Next time he does that, I'm popping his tires.

What is there to say about Greenie and the Bitch? They've always been incredibly kind and generous to me, and you've no idea how much that means to a guy like me. Thank you, guys.