Yes, I'm Down - I Know

[Simon]

Originally Posted by The Very Stressed Though He Won't Admit It Useless Warrior

I may take up widdling.

...what the hell is "widdling?"

And I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here 'cause of the stress:

widdle: act of urination: an act or instance of urinating [Mid-20th century. Alteration of piddle]

Verb: widdle wi-d(u)l
Usage: Brit

1. Eliminate urine
"Again, the cat had widdled on the expensive rug"
- make, urinate, piddle, puddle, micturate, pee, pee-pee, make water, relieve oneself, take a leak, spend a penny [Brit], wee [Brit], wee-wee, pass water

Noun: widdle wi-d(u)l
Usage: Brit

1. Liquid excretory product
"there was blood in his widdle"
- urine, pee, piddle, weewee, water

2. [Brit, vulgar] Informal term for urination

Derived forms: widdled, widdles, widdling