Can Straight Porn Make You Gay?

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Another shit & giggles day!

How can anybody begin to take the GOP even a bit seriously. The comedians are going to have a field day with this bunch of gems.

GOP staffer warns of the risks of pornography at this weekend’s Values Voter Summit.

"All pornography is homosexual pornography because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards. Now think about that. And if you, if you tell an 11-year-old boy about that, do you think he's going to want to go out and get a copy of Playboy? I'm pretty sure he'll lose interest. That's the last thing he wants."
http://www.411mania.com/politics/col...e-You-Gay?.htm

Some of the comments are funny:
- Yeah, let's make kids afraid of masturbation because it'll turn them gay. I guess the "you'll go blind" trick didn't work, so half a century later they're using the "jerking off means you love penis" trick. And they call this bullshit the MORAL HIGH GROUND and family values.

- I'm straight and I ONLY watch gay porn. There's just no men involved.

- Every conservative knows that God makes people gay based on their political leanings- not watching porn. That's why you don't have any gay conservatives.