Its a cold a dreary start of the second Hump Day of March 2013

[Cleo]

Originally Posted by Simon

Florida is not only America's penis, which makes the Keys into America's pre-cum, but we're also home to man-eating sinkholes, an invasion of giant pythons, swarms of 15,000 sharks just off the beach, towns filled with religious gun nuts, and huge tropical storms. Plus this summer we're about to experience the hatching of the Psorophora ciliata, a giant shaggy haired mosquito the size of a quarter that's supposed to be a ferocious feeder that can bite through clothing...and their bite feels like you've been stabbed with a knife

We need to get word out to the tourists so that so many of them stop coming here and clogging our roads.

PS you forgot face eating attacks.