Saturday The 2nd (aka Fuck The Kentucky Derby!)

[Greenguy]

From my Facebook post this morning:

Do society a favor today: Do NOT watch ‪#‎TheKentuckyDerby‬ - 364 days a year, you could give 2 shits about horse racing. Rich people in fancy hats getting drunk & watching horses run around for 2 minutes. Wanna bet on a race? Go to the Buffalo Raceway or your local track, find a race form, pick the horse with the cutest or funniest or oddly coincidental name to an event in your life - or just close your eyes & point - then take $2 & go to the betting window. Just ignore the hype machine that is NBC Sports, because in the end, NO ONE CARES!

So anyway...Morning!

Watched The Gambler yesterday. Kinda slow & very boring for the 1st hour - don't think I'd recommend it.

I then fell asleep watching as usual But that's not gonna happen today!! The ONE playoff game is on at 12:30 PM (thanks to that fucking derby & tonight's $100 PPV ) So I'm gonna nap early & set the alarm for noon
(yes, I am kinda pathetic)