Pornhub Is Officially Extorting Me

Greenguy · 2019-08-08, 04:02 AM

My assholedness (WOW! That's a word?!) compelled me to share a post made by XBIZ on The Facebook today:

bluebrit (remember him?) commented on it & I came here to grab the link for him, but then I started reading thru everything again & saw this:

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Originally Posted by Greenguy

I just replied (Apr 9, 2019, 6:24 AM)

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For my name, I am requesting ALL the URLs on the list be removed seeing as I am not anywhere on pornhub.com. I know that when you go to https://www.google.com/search?q=site...b.com+greenguy almost 3,000 results, but once Google removes the duplicates, it's actually 300 (although it was 294 when this started, so 6 new URLs have been indexed in the meantime).

So I thought I'd take a look at how many links were in The Google now going to Pornhub with my name in them, so I threw this in there:
site:pornhub.com greenguy

It's up to 308, or 14 more than when this all started.

The owner of that other private msg board asked me a while back why I went public after we "took it to email" and my reason was simple. When I read this email from him:

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Originally Posted by Greenguy

Corey emailed me & said:

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For your situation I can request that Google removes from the index a several specific pages if they are ranking highly for your brand what you sent below is just a link to all pages on pornhub indexed with that search.

I knew I was fighting a pointless battle. They were never gonna remove them all. 294 links in there to start with & I can remove "several"? For some reason I always took "several" to mean 10. So let's pretend they yanked 10 & knocked it down to 284. Add the 14 that have popped up since, I'm at 298.

For fuck's sake, you think someone over there would've clicked that link & said "Well, there's the top 10. Let's spend 3 minutes in the Google admin & request they be removed for him."

I think this summarization still holds true:

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Originally Posted by Greenguy

The bottom line is Pornhub doesn't want to fix the overall problem & they barely want to fix part of my growing problem... IMHO Pornhub has no integrity & a complete lack of respect for other webmasters.

But I do still hope I win "Established Webmaster Name We've Stolen The Most Google Traffic From" because, well, who doesn't like winning 🏆

PS - I do have screencaps of everything & the emails with them because I don't want anyone to think I've edited 1 letter of what was said. Just thought I'd throw that out there.